And In Other News, Fidel Asserts That Water Is Wet

Thanks to our Monastery of Miscellaneous Musings, we now know something more about Fidel Castro.

Jeffrey Goldberg, a national correspondent for The Atlantic magazine, asked if Cuba's economic system was still worth exporting to other countries, and Castro replied: "The Cuban model doesn't even work for us anymore" Goldberg wrote Wednesday in a post on his Atlantic blog.

We know Fidel can be taught.

"Is it worth exporting?" is the biggest gimme question of all time and Fidel finally gets it right. The place is in total ruins just like every other socialist / fascist nation ever in the entire history of Mankind. Is it worth exporting? Yeah, Fidel, it is. To Michael Moore's house. Mikey, standby to receive a brain-dead piece of junk philosophy in 3..2..1..

Fidel, this is water. It's wet.