...by removing the parachute you're dragging behind you. In cooperation with the Obama campaign staff who yesterday pointed out that correctly inflating your tires will save enough oil to replace anything drilling can provide as well as bring unicorns back from extinction, we here at The Scratching Post have discovered that some drivers are actually dragging parachutes behind them! Don't believe me? Watch the end of this video.
While a parachute might make your car safer (particularly if it falls off a tall bridge or cliff), those parachutes are reducing your gas mileage considerably. If you're one of the people using these parachutes, take them off and then let us know how much gas you save!