I had planned on a thoroughly nasty polemic about yesterday's Super Bowl halftime show which featured Beyonce and her dancers masturbating while worshiping a giant phallus, inflated from below the stage by emotionally scarred children of obese, illiterate baby mamas from New Orleans' 9th Ward, but I figured I'd keep it cool and just show off this video of people in Detroit who are fighting tooth and nail to preserve the shattered remnants of Western civilization that Beyonce and her loathsome allies in the self-destructive popular culture machine have done their best to obliterate*.
* - There. That wasn't so bad, was it? Fairly restrained, I'd say.
Update: Rudell Solomon and Dequindre Jenkins, shown in the video above, have an open invitation to dinner at my house any time. They're men.