Thursday, August 13, 2009

Yacht Reform Now!

Yachts are lovely things. They promote family bonding and allow Americans to educate themselves by seeing new parts of the world. Too many Americans are without yachts. In fact, right now, only the rich can afford yachts.

I propose we immediately enact yacht reform. My proposed American Yachting Freedom Act of 2009, weighing in at 1,421 pages, will give all Americans yachts at no extra cost to the taxpayer by eliminating the inefficiencies in yacht procurement. By reducing the amount of money we pay yacht makers, who are gouging the public unmercifully in a coordinated attack despite the fact that there are lots of them and they compete with each other, we will be able to afford yachts for all.

Please consider joining our campaign by linking to this post and adding your own demands for yacht reform!

The fierce, moral urgency of yachts.

7 comments:

Secular Apostate said...

Capital idea (no pun intended...)!

And finally we will be able to answer the age-old question, Where Are the Customers' Yachts?

K T Cat said...

Aha! So now we see how Wall Street greed has stolen the yachts away from hard-working American families struggling to survive!

Captcha: puntants. Jacob will really need to scratch his tiny noodle on this one.

Kelly the little black dog said...

I'll take two please.

Kelly the little black dog said...

Here is an idea.

Anonymous said...

And unlike the time when democrats tried to punish the evil rich (that weren't congressmen) by taxing yachts,this initiative might not leave the yachtmakers unemployed. Underpaid, certainly, but not unemployed.

tigerlily said...

This is a marvelous idea as yachts relieve stress. We all know stress causes health problems. So it might be cheaper to provide the yachts as part of the health plan. After all why not prevent medical problems before they begin. I'm in.

Dean said...

Shameless. Absolutely shameless.

.... Linked!