Why Was Robert Mueller Sober?

Man, I'm telling you, if I'm 74 and retired and a pack of political jackals wants me to come into their hearing and grill me for hours and hours, I'm showing up half in the bag. Seriously, guys, go get your jollies somewhere else. Why do I have to be your dancing bear? Get lost.

In fact, that's just about what the old dude did. Good for him.

I'll bet he never gets asked back into that pit of vipers again. Mission accomplished, my man. Well done.