Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Ultimate Zombie

... is a sparrow. Here's why.
  1. They can fly with great agility.

  2. They're tiny.

  3. There are lots of them. I mean lots.

  4. To kill the zombie versions, you have to shoot them in the head. Good luck with that.

  5. If they peck or scratch you, you're infected and you'll be a zombie in no time flat.


If you can see one, you're already (un)dead.
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2 comments:

tim eisele said...

So, should "The Birds" be re-done as a zombie movie?

6:18 AM
K T Cat said...

Well, either that or "Carwash."

10:09 AM

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