The Confederate Flag Is Conducive To Racial Harmony

A while back, we were at a dinner party with friends. One of them got pretty hammered and, as he always does when he's drunk, he started talking politics. He's an orthodox atheist progressive and his topics are pretty predictable. This time he went off on the Confederate flag and how racist Southern whites were. Not being drunk, I just smiled and nodded my head, grateful that he hadn't gone with his favorite topic, Watergate.

A day or so later, I stumbled across this page from the Census Bureau which gives a measure of racial integration by city. Here's their definition of the "Dissimilarity Index," their measure of integration.

The dissimilarity index is the most commonly used measure of segregation between two groups, reflecting their relative distributions across neighborhoods within a city or metropolitan area. It can range in value from 0, indicating complete integration, to 100, indicating complete segregation.

Looking at the data, I noticed something right away. All of the top 10 most segregated cities are in the Union. Looking farther down the table, only 2 of the worst 20 are in Dixie. Check it out.

Rank	Metro Area	Side	Black Pop	White Pop	Total Pop	Dissimilarity Index
1	Gary, IN	Union	122,686	428,791	631,362	87.9
2	Detroit, MI	Union	1,012,262	3,096,900	4,441,551	86.7
3	Milwaukee-Waukesha, WI	Union	232,247	1,116,150	1,500,741	84.4
4	New York, NY	Union	2,118,957	3,684,669	9,314,235	84.3
5	Chicago, IL	Union	1,541,641	4,798,533	8,272,768	83.6
6	Newark, NJ	Union	440,597	1,196,664	2,032,989	83.4
7	Flint, MI	Union	88,356	323,136	436,141	81.2
8	Buffalo-Niagara Falls, NY	Union	134,645	965,233	1,170,111	80.4
9	Cleveland-Lorain-Elyria, OH	Union	412,782	1,697,660	2,250,871	79.7
10	Saginaw-Bay City-Midland, MI	Union	40,875	332,429	403,070	79.1
11	Nassau-Suffolk, NY	Union	223,122	2,105,352	2,753,913	79
12	Johnstown, PA	Union	5,492	223,066	232,621	78.8
13	St. Louis, MO-IL	Union	474,549	2,014,776	2,603,607	78
14	Cincinnati, OH-KY-IN	Union	212,452	1,375,267	1,646,395	78
15	Birmingham, AL	Dixie	276,044	611,574	921,106	77.4
16	Kankakee, IL	Union	15,942	80,829	103,833	77.3
17	Gadsden, AL	Dixie	15,120	84,919	103,459	77.1
18	Philadelphia, PA-NJ	Union	1,008,173	3,583,090	5,100,931	76.9
19	Bergen-Passaic, NJ	Union	104,677	890,640	1,373,167	76.8
20	Benton Harbor, MI	Union	25,729	126,798	162,453	76.6

Since the Stars and Bars are really only displayed in the old Confederacy, this would suggest that flying that flag leads to integration in some way. At the very least, there's a correlation.

Hmm.

Just doing my part to bring us all closer together.

Dog Is My Copilot

I'm sorry, I know it's an old gag, but I couldn't help it. I stopped at a chef supply store briefly on the way back from the Fiesta Island dog park with the Catican Guards and came out to find this situation in my car.

Enjoy.

Cologne: Who Are The Authorities Protecting?

Yesterday, we looked at the crazy thought that women might need a man to protect them when it comes to close combat. After laying down with a cool, damp washcloth on my head for a few hours, taking some aspirin and practicing deep-breathing exercises, I think I'm ready to take it a step further.

Dean left this comment on that post:

I think the real question is, why was this allowed to happen? Why were these predators allowed into Germany without proper vetting?

The underlying question to me is this: Who are the German authorities protecting here? Clearly, it's not the German women. They were instantly dismissed when it came time to draw conclusions about the attackers who were "North African or Arabic men." The media rang with cries of "No, no, no! We must not generalize!" from the authorities. Instead, there were recommendations to German women on how to not provoke sexual assaults in the future.

Just in case you haven't been following along, here's a decent summary with these key grafs:

Dozens of women trying to see in the New Year in the centre of Cologne found themselves trapped in a crowd of some 1,000 men, who groped them, tore off their underwear, shouted lewd insults and threw fireworks at them.

To make matters worse, a series of sexual assaults that would normally make headline news went almost completely unreported for five days - and the scale of what happened that night in the western German city is only now emerging.

Returning to the main point, I would suggest that the authorities aren't protecting the Muslim immigrants, either. It's all well and good to grope the fraus when you've got numerical superiority, but even with mass immigration and fertility rates that are triple the Germans', the Muslims are still a minority. How long can you whack a nest of post-modern, effete, metrosexual, German hornets before they re-discover the glories of the Reich?

I'm guessing this guy and his buddies wouldn't have put up with mass sexual assaults on the fraus by foreigners for very long.

So who are the authorities protecting? Themselves. Not in a physical sense, but in a religious sense.

Multiculturalism, feminism and subjective morality are religious beliefs that the post-modern left clings to with all their strength. To make the reasonable conclusions from the data in Cologne, Malmo, Rotherham and elsewhere would smash the spiritual foundations of the academic, political and cultural elite. The cries to avoid cultural generalizations and the failure to suggest that men have value as protectors (men and women actually being physically different) are simply them shielding their eyes from reality in an effort to defend their theology.

Just to be clear and repeat something I've said before - to recognize cultural incompatibilities is not the same as hating the "other."

I'd suggest that it ought to be a lesson on just how different our cultures are. If you don't respect those differences, if you don't understand and appreciate them, truly terrible things can happen. 

Cologne And The Hunger Games

So by now, you may have heard about the mass sexual assaults that happened in Cologne, Germany on New Year's Eve. If not, here's one article on the subject. Essentially, "North African and Arabic" men assaulted dozens of German women in the center of town. The women found themselves unable to protect themselves.

Whenever I read things like this, I think of modern cinema with its "powerful women." Action movies frequently show female protagonists beating up men in hand-to-hand combat. Human biology being what it is, it's all nonsense. I've seen that first hand practicing martial arts and observing my daughter's club soccer team getting wiped out by boys' teams 4 years their juniors.

I wonder what women think when they watch these movies and then read about assaults like this. I know it's gauche to suggest that a woman needs a man's protection*, but after events like the ones in Cologne and the ones in England and the ones in Sweden, it's a conclusion that seems warranted.

Or maybe I'm just a little old fashioned.

OK, maybe very old fashioned. Then again, so is biology.

* - Should I have issued a trigger warning before making this blatantly cis-gendered, patriarchal remark?

These Look Done, Don't They?

One of our sons brought his girlfriend over for dinner last night and requested my fried chicken. Oh happy days! I love having an excuse to make fried chicken! I made some buttermilk biscuits to go with it. The biscuits were their normal huge success. The chicken ... well ... hmmm.

Golden brown and crispy on the outside ... some of them were still pink on the inside. How mortifying!

Fried chicken is such an art form. It's also an art form I've not yet mastered. You need to walk a fine line between cooking the chicken all the way through on the one side and burning the crust on the other side. I made 10 pieces and probably 4 were underdone. Seriously, it was embarrassing even if no one thought it was a big deal save me.

Having said that, a good time was still had by all. One thing led to another and all of our flown chicks ended up coming back home for the night to have dinner together. The house was full of love and laughter and the smell of Southern food frying in oil. What a joy.

Don't Be Afraid To Fail

... is the corollary to a lesson I made sure to teach our children, which was:

You can recover from almost anything.

A long time ago, I bought a fixer-upper of a house. It needed work everywhere - the yard, the walls, the plumbing, the heating, everywhere. I was totally unskilled as well - I barely knew which end of the hammer to hold. Over the three years I spent restoring that place, I discovered that much success in life comes from simply trying and failing. I also discovered that every home improvement job requires at least three trips to Home Depot because you screw up the first two times.

Really, that last quip is the key. When I tore out the drywall in the living room because the previous owner had installed 2x6s onto the wall as a built-in bookshelf (2x6s!) and ripping those monsters out destroyed the wall, it took me at least three tries to learn how to hang drywall. After that, I knew how to do it. More importantly, I knew how to divorce emotion from the job. Those first two tries were investments in learning and like my spiral notebooks from 7th grade, could be thrown out without a second thought.

Which brings us to my project car, a 1973 MGB, aka The Time Eater or Chronovore. The poor thing has been languishing in my garage with the wiring system half done for years while children finished high school, finished college, got jobs and moved out. That phase of my life is coming to a close, allowing me to get back to some of my passions, like old cars.

To bring you up to speed, the wiring in the Chronovore had rotted out and needed replacement. Instead of buying a wiring harness, I decided to build my own, strand by strand. I've got the rear end done and have been working, after a fashion, on the cockpit. The cockpit has been a real bear, but is now 90% complete.

This weekend, I'm going to tear it all out and start again. It turns out that doing the cockpit wire by wire is a mistake. You can't get the wires the right length, so you cut them all long to give yourself play so you can install the switches and instruments. The end result is a rats nest of wires behind the dash instead of an elegant, wrapped trunk with leads coming out at the appropriate spots.

Here's where I went wrong. I had spent too much time thinking of the car as an MGB. No one in their right mind completely rewires an MGB, so all of the online advice in the British car forums was circuit-specific. "I keep blowing a certain fuse, how can I figure out where the short is?" and that sort of thing. Hating the mess I had made with the cockpit wiring, I've been wondering how to make a decent cable harness for a long time. Finally, this weekend, I had a brain-wave* and asked myself the right question.

Who else builds automotive wiring harnesses from scratch?

Hot rod enthusiasts, that's who! Once I fed "hot rod wiring harness" or something like that into Google, I found all kinds of resources. Here's my favorite, how to make a MIL-SPEC wiring harness for a hobby car.

The solution was pretty straightforward. You make a 1-1 scale map of the cockpit on cardboard or a big white board and build your harness, complete with connectors, on that. You wrap it and then install it. Voila! All done!

I've done a first draft of the cockpit on a piece of cardboard too small for the whole job and it's already taught me a lot. For example, many of the wire runs are local within the cockpit and can be pre-assembled and then removed from the drawing or perhaps never drawn in the first place. Reduced to just the lines that go into the engine compartment, the drawing becomes manageable.

I've got new enthusiasm for a job that I had begun to question. I can see how it's all going to work out. Even if my first cockpit harness is a failure, it doesn't matter because I can throw it out and begin again. Jobs like this go faster the more often you do it.

The real key, however, was being willing to admit failure without guilt and move on.


My 1973 MGB on the road! Err, in a manner of speaking.
* - Brain-wave is a favorite phrase from The Silver Chair by C. S. Lewis.

Doubting Global Warming

... err, climate change.

I thought this article was outstanding, definitely worth reading the whole thing. It provides 10 well-considered arguments against global warming climate change. As a teaser, here's the part I found most interesting.

7. The CO2 cannot, from a scientific perspective, be the cause of significant global temperature changes:

The CO2 molecule is a linear molecule and thus only has limited natural vibrational frequencies, which in turn give this molecule only limited capability of absorbing radiation that is radiated from the Earth’s surface. The three main wavelengths that can be absorbed by CO2 are 4.26 micrometers, 7.2 micrometers, and 15.0 micrometers. Of those 3, only the 15-micrometer is significant because it falls right in range of the infrared frequencies emitted by Earth. However, the H2O molecule which is much more prevalent in the Earth’s atmosphere, and which is a bend molecule, thus having many more vibrational modes, absorbs many more frequencies emitted by the Earth, including to some extent the radiation absorbed by CO2. It turns out that between water vapor and CO2, nearly all of the radiation that can be absorbed by CO2 is already being absorbed. Thus increasing the CO2 levels should have very minimal impact on the atmosphere’s ability to retain heat radiated from the Earth. That explains why there appears to be a very weak correlation at best between CO2 levels and global temperatures and why after the CO2 levels have increased by 40% since the beginning of the industrial revolution the global average temperature has increased only 0.8 degrees centigrade, even if we want to contribute all of that increase to atmospheric CO2 increases and none of it to natural causes.

I'd never considered looking at the behavior of CO2 before.

Yes, ISIS Is Islamic

... and you can tell by the targets they consistently choose.

To be Muslim is to do what Mohammed told you to do. Mohammed told you to slay the infidels, not knock out their power grids, blow up railroad bridges, wreck their water system or take down the Internet. It's no good to fire a few, damaging rounds into power relay station, destroying transformers and causing surges and shorts across the system, you need to kill infidels.

This is why Germany has a couple of train stations on lock down and not their entire infrastructure.

Yes, ISIS is Islamic and it's a good thing, too. If they weren't, we'd really be screwed.

Adventure Dog!

Happy New Year's!

Yesterday, we took the Catican Guards for a long walk in Penasquitos Canyon. A good time was had by all and I was able to get a decent shot of Leah, aka Adventure Dog, with a backdrop of the wild scrub along the trail.

Enjoy!*

* - There are too many exclamation points in this post! Especially for such a short one!

Lies, Damn Lies And Newcastle United Statistics

Here we are at roughly the midpoint in the EPL season and my beloved Newcastle United are underperforming as usual. After spending $50M on players in the summer, the second-highest sum in the league, they still stink and are in the relegation zone at 18th. Deservedly so, I might add.

In most sports, statistics are a good gauge of a player's worth. In American football, basketball and especially baseball, statistical comparisons give you decent results. For example, New Orleans' Drew Brees' passer rating this year is 100.7 Tampa Bay's Jameis Winston's is 86.1. Brees is a first-ballot Hall-of-Famer. Winston has an uncertain future.

In soccer, stats are a bit murkier as soccer is a lot of foreplay with little scoring*. Tracking successful dribbles, completed passes and tackles is all very well and good, but most of them take place during play that's not really going anywhere. Having said that, you'd have to think that stats would be at least somewhat useful in comparing players. Let's see what we can do with statistics in determining where the Toon's biggest needs are.

From watching their games, I think they need to replace Paul Dummett (defender, too slow) and Vurnon Anita (midfielder, too small) at the very least during the January transfer window. As a whole, my assessment is that their weakest spot collectively is midfield.

Squawka is an excellent website which tracks all kinds of crazy statistics for soccer. It has sortable player rankings by position, which I've used for this analysis. With 20 teams in the league, you would expect an average team to have players in 11th, 31st, 51st and 71st places in the rankings for each position. If you want the derivation of this, leave a comment and I'll reply with it.

Here's where Newcastle United stack up by position.

Defense: Average Delta = -50.25

Player	Ranking	Expected	Delta
Mbemba	41	11	-30
Coloccini	80	31	-49
Janmaat	103	51	-52
Dummett	141	71	-70

Midfield: Average Delta = -20

Player	Ranking	Expected	Delta
Wijnaldum	12	11	-1
Colback	55	31	-24
Anita	81	51	-30
Sissoko	96	71	-25

Strikers: Average Delta = -21.67

Player	Ranking	Expected	Delta
Perez	23	11	-12
Cisse	50	31	-19
Mitrovic	85	51	-34

At first glance, it looks like our defense is the worst area on the team. However, let's try a couple of things. First, let's assume that we replace Anita and Dummett with second-level average players. That is, players who would rank 31st overall for their position. Here's what happens.

New Defense: Average Delta = -22.75, Improvement: +27.5. The new player automatically becomes the best defender on the team and everyone in the table moves down one row, facing lower expectations, reducing each player's delta from their expected value.

Player	Ranking	Expected	Delta
Newdude	31	11	-20
Mbemba	41	31	-10
Coloccini	80	51	-29
Janmaat	103	71	-32

New Midfield: Average Delta = -7.5, Improvement: +12.5. Similarly, the new player becomes the second-best midfielder on the team, improving the others' deltas as above.

Player	Ranking	Expected	Delta
Wijnaldum	12	11	-1
Newdude	31	31	0
Colback	55	51	-4
Sissoko	96	71	-25

Those are decent improvements, but I think they understate the effects.

Non-quantitative argument in favor of these moves

Now let's look at some of the players in comparison with their stats.

• Sissoko. When he wants to play, he's great. When he doesn't want to play, he's terrible. My take on his season is that he is a reflection of the players around him. He needs players who are catalysts to bring out his best. If he sees sloth or indifferent play, he shuts down. Give him a playmaker in the midfield and I think he'll blossom. There's no way he's the 96th-best midfielder in the league. He's much better than that.
• Janmaat. Because we lack midfield  talent, Janmaat is effectively playing midfield and defense. He's frequently out of position because he's so far up the field trying to help us score. Give him a playmaker to take the ball and he won't be straying so far from the goal as often.
• Wijnaldum. Don't get me wrong, I love Paul Dummett. He's what Jon Gruden would call a "grinder." I don't think he ever lets up. Unfortunately, he's too slow to get up field, so Wijnaldum has no help advancing the ball on the left side of the field. Get a replacement with some pace and Wijnaldum will seem much better.
• Coloccini and Mbemba. I hate to say this, but Vurnon Anita is little more than a speedbump when it comes to defense. EPL-level players simply run over him. He's too small to be playing defensive midfield. Replace Anita with a playmaker or a goon like Tiote used to be and I think our defense will improve considerably. They're completely exposed right now and it shows in the stats.
• Strikers. I don't think they're as bad as the stats indicate. I'm no fan of Cisse - he can't turn around with the ball to save his life, but they've got no creativity or speed behind them in the midfield. I know this is the position everyone wants to fill, but to me it seems like we'd end up right where we are right now - frustrated strikers struggling to make everything happen on their own. I'd be starting Perez and Mitrovic every game and try to give them a speedy winger or playmaker in the middle to help them score.

Summary

I still don't know what to make of our new manager, Steve McLaren. There's no pace and not much size on the team, so I can't tell if he's any good or not. Further, with the way Mike Ashley runs the team - the manager has almost no say in player recruiting - I can't see anyone wanting to take the job outside of McLaren. Certainly none of the big-time managers would come to Newcastle under these circumstances. They all want total control.

I know I've contradicted myself in this post with my fantasy midfield player - I want both defense and playmaking, but I'd settle for either, allowing Colback to either go forward or become the midfield goon. I saw a stat on Colback that said he was really fast, which surprised me, so maybe he's just playing out of position right now to make up for Anita being such a defensive liability.

The team doesn't seem to me to be relegation-worthy. They just look like they're two players from comfortable safety.

Comments are welcome.

* - Yes, I came up with that one myself. I'm rather proud of it, to tell you the truth.

Why I Could Easily Vote For Donald Trump

My evolution from "I would vote Libertarian before I would vote for Trump" to "I could easily vote for Trump" has taken place over the last month. I was going to blog about it when this excellent post by Don Surber led me to free-write it into a comment, shared below.

Enjoy.

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Great post. I've also enjoyed reading what I have of Scott's. I would add this: The vulgar trick only works in this very recent era.

Microaggressions made this all possible. I hate them, I hate the speech codes, I hate everything about political correctness. I hate that rap music says things I can't. I hate it when misogynist Hillary claims she stands for women's rights. I hate it all.

I've always thought it was all a house of cards and all we needed to do to blow it down was speak plainly and clearly over and over again. I loved the "schlonged" comment for just that reason.

That last comment and his return fire where he said what we were all thinking - Hillary as a feminist is like Goebbels as a Rabbi - was marvelous and it portends truly glorious things to come. A debate between the two would be pay-per-view worthy just to see the queen of the PC movement get obliterated by a guy who sounds like he drives a cab.

I know that my reaction has become emotional, but I don't care. I hate all of these speech and behavior codes that much. I don't really care what his policies are any more - mostly because I don't think the other Republicans are saying anything important. We're in the same fiscal boat as Greece, just a bit farther away from the waterfall and everyone's talking about immigration or no fly zones.

So what difference does it make who I vote for? $60K debt/person is going to become $70K is going to become $80K is going to become a monster, global currency crisis. I might as well vote for the cab driver so I can finally be free of speech codes.

Last Stop: East Germany

A very short one today as I spent the morning moving one of our son's last odds and ends back from his successful college years.

Hillary Clinton recently said she would impose a tax on companies who left the country. It would be a punitive one to flog them for going somewhere else. Someone likened it to the tax the Nazis placed on Jews who wanted to emigrate.

I thought that a bit much, but it did put me in mind of East Germany. Instead of making the country a place people wanted to live, they turned it into a giant prison camp. In this case, the barbed wire would take the form of high taxes.

Why do these progressive workers' paradise things always end up with walls and guards?

Do You Want To Write A 5,000-page Paper That Will Be Rejected Or Would You Rather Move To Another State?

Dig this from the WSJ. It's behind the paywall, so if you don't have a subscription, here are some of the salient facts.

Earlier this month California Gov. Jerry Brown promised to cut greenhouse-gas emissions to 80% below 1990 levels by 2050...

The Newhall Ranch project in north Los Angeles County, which aims to provide housing for nearly 60,000 people as well as tens of thousands of jobs at stores, schools and recreational centers, is the most recent target...

Newhall’s (environmental impact) report, which the Department of Fish and Wildlife approved in 2010, was more than 5,000 pages, with hundreds of pages dedicated to analyzing its greenhouse-gas emissions as required by recent regulatory amendments to the 1970 California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA). The state wildlife agency projected that Newhall would reduce greenhouse-gas emissions 31% by 2020 relative to the California Air Resources Board’s 2008 “baseline” model. This was a larger reduction than the 29% cut that the board has mandated statewide.

The California Supreme Court has now rejected the report after suits by a variety of ecowarrior groups. Newhall Ranch is on hold. Here's the real bomb buried in the article.

The (California Supreme Court's) majority nitpicked the report’s methodology, conjecturing that perhaps a greater than 31% reduction in greenhouse emissions from new projects might be needed to meet the 29% statewide mandate because it could be harder to achieve efficiencies from older, already-constructed developments.

That makes sense, but it also makes it insanely difficult to get anything new built in California. If you want to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions by n% and you're not going to rebuild everything, whatever gets remodeled or built will have to reduce emissions by 2x or 3x that amount in order for you to hit your target. That's hopeless.

One of our sons just graduated with an EE degree, good grades and plenty of summer experience in the EE field. He couldn't even get an interview with the power companies in California, never mind a job. And that was with plenty of contacts inside SDG&E, too.

On the other hand, why would he expect to find jobs in the power industry? Only a complete idiot would try to do more than maintain their existing power plants and perhaps not even that. Sure, you might build some transmission lines so you could buy power from Arizona or Mexico, but generate more power locally? Ha! Never!

Dude! Saving the planet is like totally righteous!

Can A Scientist Be An Atheist?

Just a quick one for a Sunday morning.

Whenever I've got a question about something in Catholicism and I dig into what's behind it, I always find a reasonable proof of the practice or article of faith derived from basic first principles. The recent hoo-hah about marriage is a good example. Since the days of St. Thomas Aquinas and his mentor, St. Albertus Magnus in the 1200s, Catholicism has reconciled classical philosophy, science and theology. Our definition of marriage is based upon a few, basic principles.

1. Theology cannot contradict science.
2. Biology shows that babies come from the union of one man and one woman.
3. Babies are human beings which are created as distinct from other animals and are the apex of Creation as they have souls*.

Ergo, one man and one woman is a unique and special relationship above all others as it creates that which is above all others. We call that relationship, "marriage." You may not agree with it and you may prefer a more expansive definition, but you have to admit the Catholic position holds together logically.

Dittos with creation and existence. All of those nasty empirical constants that just happen to have values exactly what were needed to sustain life were created by a loving God who designed the Universe for us. Again, you don't have to agree with it to admit that it holds together.

As a scientist, if you're faced with a theory that works, in order to dispute it you need a superior theory. I've yet to encounter one in atheism. Atheists always get tripped up by the empirical constants, free will, consciousness and more. 

Money-grubbing charlatans like Sam Harris provide no defense as they wave their hands at these things while sneering at us. Nietzsche himself, perhaps the most honest atheist of all, struggled with (among other things) the concept of art in a Godless world. What the heck was it and why did we do it? I've consumed a bit of Richard Dawkins, Bill Maher and Christopher Hitchens, but once you strip away their scoffing, you're left with ... what?

It would be an interesting experiment to bring one of their books into Google Docs and delete all of the sections critical of religion, leaving only the parts where they posit an alternative theory of things. I wonder what would be left. Anything? "Science is great!" perhaps? I've already got that, thanks to St. Thomas Aquinas.

Where's the competing, superior theory?

If your opponent throws down a full house, you're going to need four of a kind or a straight flush to beat it. Holding a pair of jacks and yelling isn't going to work.

* - I'm butchering this one, but I hope you get the point.

The Big Short And The Upcoming Huge Short

We saw the movie The Big Short yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. Despite it being an indictment of some greedy people, the protagonists*, with one exception, were greedy and nihilistic themselves. Then again, nearly every movie these days is nihilistic. The movie felt like it was directed by a combination of the Communist Workers Party and Hugh Hefner. Having said that, I still really enjoyed it.

These days, if you're a traditionalist, you have the choice of accepting the popular culture's descent into decadence and enjoying what you can of it or not engaging with the culture at all. I figure you might as well enjoy some of it.

The movie tells the story of the guys who realized there was nothing of value behind the mountains of mortgage-backed bonds. There are some really chilling moments where they make one discovery after another showing that it's all a giant house of cards. As I watched, I thought about the much, much bigger house of cards that are national finances.

Dig this.

TOKYO: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's cabinet approved on Thursday (Dec 24) a record fiscal 2016 budget that counts on higher growth and tax revenue to achieve his aim of reviving the economy and reining in huge public debt.

The atomic bomb that went off in 2007 was contained by the Fed, the ECP and the BoJ printing mounds of unbacked money to buy up the worthless bonds and rescue the banks. There is no similar backstop for Japan, Europe or the US. I've blogged many times in the past about this, but watching the movie was somewhat frightening as I tried to envision what's coming.

Oh well.

Personally, I'm preparing by doing something I'd do whether a global currency crisis was coming or not - I'm paying off my mortgages so that I can live completely debt-free. I'm at a loss as to what else to do.

* - One can't call them heroes. These days, most movies have no heroes.

Merry Christmas!

... from all of us here in the luxurious Catican Compound to all of you out there in Internetland!

This changes everything,

I'm slogging my way through the King James Version of the Old Testament on Audible and it's confirming everything I learned from several readings of G. K. Chesterton's The Everlasting Man. There was nothing like Jesus Christ before Him and I can't see that there will be anything like Him after. He brought personal salvation and, in a way, personal civilization to the world. His birth and life and death changed everything, everywhere for all time.

More on that in another blog post, perhaps. Now it's back to the family and fun. I hope you and yours have a blessed and fun-filled day.

Another Modified Christmas Carol

Oh the weather outside is frightful
And I am under my bed
Because I'm afraid of the weather
As I told you in the first line.

A Modified Christmas Carol

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
waiting for the light
waiting for the light
waiting for the light
waiting for the light
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells

Catch A Wave

... right when it starts to break and you might get a good photo.

I stopped on the way into work yesterday and shot some surf photos along Sunset Cliffs. This one spoke to me for some reason. I hope you like it, too. I left if fairly large, so it might be worth a click.

Enjoy!

A Different Take On Rotherham

In Rotherham, England, Pakistani Muslim men took advantage of English girls on an enormous scale.

After reading another round of pro-Muslim immigration posts on Facebook, I wanted to post this video as a reply and ask if their daughters should go through this as well so they could show how open-minded they were.

Then I started wondering how Muslim women avoided these fates. Of course, they avoided it because they were raised in that culture and they knew how to behave so that they weren't preyed upon. Islamic women knew the rules. The British girls didn't.

Maybe Rotherham is what happens when you mix these cultures without educating the Westerners first on how to behave around the Muslims. If I add sodium to water, it combusts violently. It's not the fault of the sodium or the water, it's mine because I put them together in the first place. If I add Western girls to large groups of traditional Muslim men, maybe this is the reaction we should all expect.

See also: Sweden, descent into anarchy of.

This reads like an excuse of the rape gangs. It isn't. Instead, I'd suggest that it ought to be a lesson on just how different our cultures are. If you don't respect those differences, if you don't understand and appreciate them, truly terrible things can happen.

Pick Your Incoming Citizens

... carefully because they're going to affect your future.

A while back, I wondered if we should just merge with Mexico. After all, to suggest that any Hispanic anywhere should not be allowed in is just plain racist. In all seriousness, if there really is a limit on immigration, not in word, but in deed, we're going to have to pick which people are allowed to become American citizens.

Donald Trump, curse him, actually made some sense with his "stop Muslim immigration" comments. Dig this.

I'm thinking, right off the top of my head, I probably don't want immigrants from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Malaysia or Niger, just to name a few. Sharia's not my thing, man. Life without beer and pork products is unthinkable.

If you click on the link above, you'll see where the locals believe in the death penalty for apostasy. Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt and the Palestinian Reich Authority Areas top the list. Since I'm not into watching people get beheaded for deciding to abandon Islam, either, I might not want to bring those guys over here.

Note that Iran and Syria aren't on the list. No doubt they were washing their hair when the polling service called and couldn't make it to the phone.

The belief that these immigrants would Americanize once they got here is probably a fantasy. See also: Rotherham, Pakistani rape gangs of.

Islam holds that men are nearly incapable of suppressing their sexual urges. In order to prevent rape, women must dress modestly. If they don't, they are encouraging men to sin. If something comes of that, well, don't say you weren't warned. That goes for Western Infidel Whores, too. (If your neighborhood brings in a couple thousand of these guys, it might be best to start wearing a veil, just to be on the safe side, ladies.)

As for conversion to a local culture in general, I know that if I emigrated to, say, New Zealand, I'd still be a crazy Catholic and all the secularists and protestants in the world wouldn't get me to change. Thinking that Muslims are any less devoted is insulting to the Muslims.

Unfortunately, almost no one out there seems to be aware of Muslim views on Sharia or examples like Rotherham. Certainly no one in the media knows about these things. Instead, they cling to their religion of tolerance, diversity and all-cultures-are-equal. Everything is defined in American terms as if no one else has a different point of view. It's all about racism and bigotry because we can't see that significant differences exist between our culture and anyone else's. Their cultures are not defined by distinct ideas about life, but by superficial things like food and clothes.

On that point, watching the Muslim immigration debate unfold on my Facebook timeline, it's made me think that we've got a new generation of Ugly Americans, ones who dismiss other cultures by projecting their belief systems on them. Islam as "The Religion of Peace" is rubbish, not because Islam is evil, but because Islam has its own ways of defining the world and dealing with life. Some of those are violent, like stoning adulterers and beheading apostates.

No, really, that's what they do and it makes perfect sense to them. All the diversity coordinators in the bureaucracy and multiculturalists in the Ivy League aren't going to change their mind. Islam holds together as a well-constructed philosophy, faith and political system. You may or may not agree with it, but it's not the Des Moines Rotary Club under a different name.

So getting back to the original point, do we let everyone in or do we pick and choose? If we pick and choose, do we want Sharia supporters? That's the debate to have, not the one we're having now which is based upon a let's-pretend view of Islam.

It's Getting Hard To Keep The Christmas Tree Green

... because every time I get down to pour some water into the tree stand, I get this little girl snuffling in my ear.

"Whatcha doin', Dad? Watcha doin'?" (snuffle snuffle snuffle)

A Simple Lesson In Jurisprudence

I love this guy. So natural. So relaxed. Seriously, he's a great extemporaneous speaker. Particularly when it comes to enslaving your enemies.

Praying To Global Warming, Err, Climate Change

A friend of mine posted some global warming climate change twaddle on Facebook recently. It was a screed of incomprehension at anyone who didn't treat global warming climate change like a civilization-ending threat. I didn't reply, but if I had, it would have gone something like this.

Actually, I kind of like what global warming climate change has accomplished. Oh sure, it might have made selective people in Syria and Iraq go crazy and blow things up (a selection process that seems to be limited to a particular group), but it's done wonders in keeping down the number of hurricanes along the Gulf Coast. What's that? It only makes bad things happen? Oh. Sorry. I didn't know that.

That global warming climate change only makes bad things happen and that it can cause anything it likes to occur makes it malevolently omnipotent. I feel like we should start sacrificing animals on a forest altar to the thing in the hopes of calming it down. Doesn't it seem like some kind of demon or devil? If we don't pile of corpses at its feet, it will kill us all!

No, not the sun-god, global warming climate change.

Sleep Apnea All Star

So I've had sleep apnea for a while now. I can't remember the last time I got good sleep on consecutive days. It's a real bummer.

Two days ago, I went to the sleep apnea testing training class where they showed you how to use the overnight sensors that would record your sleep patterns to decide whether or not you really had sleep apnea.

I fell asleep in the class. Twice.

Why I still had to go through with the testing at home that night is beyond me. If someone falls asleep at the sleep apnea training session, that should earn them a gold star and a trip to the front of the line to grab the nearest CPAP machine.

"Violent Extremism" Means Never Having To Change Enemies

A little more on yesterday's post about "senseless violence."

The term, "violent extremism" fits the same mold. If the threat is "violent extremism," then you're not dealing with a coherent ideology or world view, you're dealing with crazy people. Crazy people can't really be classified into a group which then becomes an enemy, they're more of an amorphous blob of hateful loons that you can deal with one by one.

If an emerging threat has no shape, no center of gravity, no plan or goals or strategy, then you're free to cling to the enemies you had in the past. In this case, it's racism, sexism, homophobia, global warming climate change and income inequality. You don't have to rethink your view of the world because nothing has changed.

"Violent extremism" and "senseless violence" bring with them all kinds of benefits besides encouraging intellectual sloth. You can apply these labels universally to any group that happens to bother you at the moment. Hence we end up with Obama yapping about the Crusades, implying that mainstream Christians are just as prone to "senseless extremism" (or was that "violent violence?") as the Sunnis and Shiites. This is great, because traditionalist Christians are the ones he really hates with all their sexism and homophobia and judgmentalism.

Meanwhile, the world evolves as it always has. The Nazis are gone as are the Confederates (well, now that we've done away with that hateful flag of theirs). The Huns are no longer slaughtering orphans in Belgium and the Visigoths aren't coming over the Seven Hills of Rome, bent on rape and pillage right now. Instead, we've got new threats and new enemies.

The compound interest table is one. That's what makes an $18T debt so fearsome. Fertility rates and the destruction of the traditional family is another. To add a third, Islam really is a problem. It doesn't even need to be extremely extremist or senselessly senseless. It could by fuzzy and warm and benevolent like those goofy Saudis dressing their women in potato sacks or cheerfully zany like our new friends the Iranians hanging gays from construction cranes.

So what's the plan to deal with the largest debt ever seen? What's our take on the Pandora's Box of social pathologies opened by an explosion of "alternative" families? How are we going to live with a growing global power that by its very nature cannot separate religion and politics?

Oh, pah. Those aren't out real problems. Our real problems are "senseless violence" and "violent extremism."

Well, those and the Confederate flag, of course.

Senseless Violence And Cultural Bigotry

Yesterday at Mass, our super progressive priest (think Bernie Sanders with a collar) gave a homily in which he lamented the "senseless violence" in the Middle East and points emanating therefrom. It wasn't until that moment that it hit me why that term bothers me. To say their actions are senseless is to suggest that they have no motives, no thought, no plan and no goals. That's not true at all as Dinesh D'Souza so eloquently says in the video below.

Calling an attack by Islamists "senseless violence" also absolves you of having to identify and understand an enemy. Hey, man, these guys are just crazy! Who knows what they're going to do next or why? "Senseless" means you don't have to develop a strategy outside of taking all sharp objects away from everyone.

In short, this is the attitude of people who think that their way of thinking is the only way. They're on the "right side of history." Anyone who disagrees with them is clearly crazy. That list of crazy people includes you if you don't buy into their view of the world.

The Climate Change Agreement In A Nutshell

As I understand it, fossil fuels and coal are on their way out. This means that Mr. Mobutu of Equatorial Guinea is not going to have that power plant built in his region. He's going to have to keep putting up with intermittent or non-existent power to his hovel because the Americans are afraid the temperature is going to rise one degree.

#compassion

Link Of The Day

You may have already seen this, but here's Jonah Goldberg's weekly G-File. My favorite bit:

(F)or some reason despite being inexorable law in our own lives, and an indelible lesson of human history, this rule (standing up for oneself) is somehow suspended when it comes to a bunch of savages in the desert. We must not do what ISIS wants because a bunch of barbarians have the gift of perfect foresight into how events will play out.

The refusal to contemplate that we’re stronger and smarter than our enemies strikes me as a kind of crisis in confidence. It’s related to all sorts of notions – violence doesn’t solve anything, “blowback,” etc – that people only invoke to impose limitations on America’s scope of action.

Emphasis mine.

I have no interest in putting infantry into the region, but I'd have no problem at all with waves of B-52s blotting their cities off the map. Yeah, yeah, I know. Collateral damage. Like I care. If you continue to be passive in the face of terror and attacks or if you wait for the locals to stir themselves to some kind of ineffectual action, you'll never get what you want.

If we want to smash ISIS, then use your strengths and smash ISIS.

Behind Enemy Lines

Drink Tray

“Enemy-occupied territory---that is what this world is. Christianity is the story of how the rightful king has landed, you might say landed in disguise, and is calling us to take part in a great campaign of sabotage.” - C. S. Lewis, Mere Christianity 

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Christian high schools denied prayer before football game

Chaser

I Thought This Was Hilarious

Sunset Surfers

Where else? Sunset Cliffs!

Not Choose Your Own Adventure, Choose Your Own Hero And Heroine

Back in the day, I loved to watch The Wild, Wild West. My favorite character was not Robert Conrad's Jim West, but Ross Martin's Artemus Gordon. I wanted to see more of his guile and cunning, but that wasn't going to happen. West was the focus of the show and that was that.

In choose-your-own-adventure stories, you make decisions for the hero or heroine and the plot unfolds as you do. What if instead of choosing their actions, you had some way of signalling which character(s) you liked the best and the story followed them? Instead of a preselected hero ending up either dead or standing atop a pile of treasure at the end due to your decisions, the romance ended up with two people not originally intended as the focal points of the story?

As this would create a massive decision tree for the narrative arc, I don't think you could do this with a static set of scenes. Instead, I would do it procedurally, with a computer program pushing the story along according to your choices.

Hmm.

The Chinese Will Help Combat Global Warming

... as soon as they can find their way to work through the smog.

Tuesday marked the first day that Beijing initiated an emergency red alert for toxic smog. The move shuttered schools across the city, ground construction to a halt and left the Chinese capital’s roads unusually quiet, with half the city’s cars ordered off the streets.

Still, that didn’t stop pollution from spiking as high as 367 on the air quality index as of Tuesday afternoon, according to a monitor maintained by the U.S. Embassy. China’s air-quality index has a maximum reading of 500, with the government describing anything above 300 as “severely polluted.”

Let's see here. The air in China is so toxic that people are being forced to stay indoors, inert, like some bad, 1970's, dystopian science fiction movie, but the real threat is a 0.2 degree increase in temperature at some unspecified date in the future which will bring about nothing but calamities, none of which have shown up yet. Right.

This is one more example of living in the religious fantasy world of our academics, politicians and media. According to them, we should be handing over power and money to stop slight warming while people just like them in China totally wreck their environment. Brilliant.

Like the US Navy, China is haze gray and under way! Err, well, maybe not completely under way. Most people should stay home. But they are haze gray!

Link of the Week (Link of the Year?)

This one blew me away. It's what I wish I could write. Here's a teaser. Read the whole thing.

(I)t is a meaningless question to ask whether President Obama or anyone else ‘actually’ believes that Global Warming causes terrorism, or ‘actually’ thinks we should not pray for the victims of a mass shooting because Caesar is more potent than God. There is no ‘actually’ with these people: there is nothing below the surface appearance.

The surface appearance, by design, is all that there is. Intellectual honesty and introspection are what their mental system is designed to avoid.

So, yes, the Left ‘actually’ believes (1) if only given control over the economy, that the State has the power to stop the weather from ever changing again and (2) the fact that weather changes makes Muslims (but not Christians or Jews living in the same villages, same area, same clime) plan and carry out large-scale sneak attacks against random innocent civilians and (3) we, and not Mohammed, are responsible for what Mohammedans think, say, believe and do.

From this, the Left ‘actually’ conclude that, ergo, if only we gave Caesar more control over our money, time, property, speech, press and inward thoughts, then Caesar would force us to do the right things and say the right things, and then the Mohammedans, who are actually controlled by us, would all become yuppie Democrats as peaceful as campus protesters and race rioters and occupy anarchists and the KKK and whatever other movement Democrats have started and maintained.

Fried Pork Chops

I played around with some pork chops the other night and the results were spectacular so I thought I'd share them.

It's pork chop go time!

Ordinarily, you season some flour, coat the chops in that and then wash them in beaten eggs and then dredge them in bread crumbs before frying in vegetable oil. I made a few, simple modifications as follows.

1. The chops were frozen when I got home, so I thawed and brined them at the same time. I added salt and sugar to a pot of water, heated it to about 125 and then added the frozen chops. You're supposed to brine in cold water and for a much longer time, but I figured every little bit of flavoring and tenderizing helped.
2. I used fresh herbs where I could instead of dried. I diced up some rosemary and thyme from our garden for the seasonings. Salt, pepper and garlic powder rounded out the mix.
3. I rubbed the seasonings directly on the meat instead of adding it to the flour. I figured this would be a more direct method of seasoning the pork chops and the flavor would be sure to stick.
4. I then did the flour - beaten eggs - bread crumbs bit.
5. For the first time ever, I fried in corn oil. A few weeks back, I stood like a nerdy dufus in Costco in front of the oils, consulting my phone as to smoke points and flavoring of the various oils. I'd never bought corn oil, but thought I'd take a chance. What a winner! I'll never fry in anything else again. Fabulous! It added a subtle sweetness to the food with no bitter or burnt taste at all.

The results speak for themselves. Tender and delicious!

One more thing. I highly recommend getting an infrared thermometer. I use it for frying and warming water for thawing. It works like a champ. You can get your oil or water or pan to the right temperature with no guesswork and then turn the heat down to stabilize things. No more burning food!

Leaving The "Elite" Far Behind

Yesterday there was a homepage article on the WSJ on the San Bernardino attacks claiming that the motives for the attack were still undetermined. This is as it should be if you're an Ivy Leaguer, diversity coordinator, multiculturalist or progressive political figure. We can't leap to conclusions and Islam is a religion of peace.

When I read it, early in the morning, there were over 4000 comments on the thing, 98% of which were people howling at how stupid the thing was. It was patently obvious to the common folk that Islam was the motive. The chasm between right-thinking people and the dimwitted brutes that make up the bulk of America was huge.

One of the idiots in the comment thread even had the gall to link to the Koran, Chapter 47 which contains this. The payoff comes near the end, in italics and bold from yours truly. Think about what it means.

47:1 Those who disbelieve and turn (men) from Allah’s way, He will destroy their works.

47:2 And those who believe and do good, and believe in that which has been revealed to Muhammad — and it is the Truth from their Lord — He will remove their evil from them and improve their condition.

47:3 That is because those who disbelieve follow falsehood, and those who believe follow the Truth from their Lord. Thus does Allah set forth their descriptions for men.

47:4 So when you meet in battle those who disbelieve, smite the necks; then, when you have overcome them, make (them) prisoners, and afterwards (set them free) as a favour or for ransom till the war lay down its burdens. That (shall be so). And if Allah please, He would certainly exact retribution from them, but that He may try some of you by means of others. And those who are slain in the way of Allah, He will never allow their deeds to perish.

47:5 He will guide them and improve their condition.

47:6 And make them enter the Garden, which He has made known to them.

47:7 O you who believe, if you help Allah, He will help you and make firm your feet.

47:8 And those who disbelieve, for them is destruction, and He will destroy their works.

47:9 That is because they hate that which Allah reveals, so He has rendered their deeds fruitless.

The NRA And The San Bernardino Attack

... have no relationship at all. The Democrats have held a supermajority in both houses, the governorship and everything else in the state long enough to have enacted any gun laws they wanted. They could have made it practically impossible to by a gun, ammunition or anything else associated with weaponry at any time, but they didn't. They could have instituted gun buy back programs, created massive, strict re-registration drives and gone house-to-house with warrants from the Democratic AG and some arch-liberal judge looking for guns. None of that happened.

So the next time someone online raves about gun control as a result of this act of terrorism, the proper response is, "Well, why didn't the progressives do something to stop it?"

Err, Chris? Your party runs the whole state, lock, stock and two smoking barrels. Not sure why you're yelling at me for praying.

What Comes After "It's Not About Islam?"

So a very religious Islamic couple shot up a place in San Bernardino yesterday. Everyone trotted out their favorite talking points and hobby horses. Some were more successful than others. As this continues to happen and many of the perpetrators leave behind videos and manifestos and trails leading to mosques, the "It's not about Islam" line is going to be harder and harder to sell to the average person. There are large chunks of the Koran dedicated to whacking infidels and that's just the way it is.

So what comes next from the "It's not about Islam" crowd? How about, "All religions are the same." The Crusades will be brought up and Westboro Baptist Church and who knows what else. Everyone will be tarred with the same brush of superstition, xenophobia and hatred. That's already done to some extent, but it's going to get louder when one can no longer write off this kind of terrorism as being completely divorced from Islam.

The only other choice will be to pass judgment on the different worldviews out there and find some better than others and that's not going to happen.

Update: On a related note, Mollie Hemingway has a great piece up at The Federalist. Read the whole thing. Here's my favorite bit.

Theodicy attempts to defend God’s goodness and omnipotence in light of the existence of evil. “Why do bad things happen to good people?” the question goes. (To which a Lutheran might reply, “Trick question! There are no good people!”) There are various schools of thought and debate, rekindled with every hurricane, tsunami, earthquake, act of terror, and mass shooting. Progressives seem to begin their response to tragedy with the question, “Why do bad things happen to good governments?”

The theodicy of federal government seeks to defend the goodness of government in the face of tragedy. So just as some religious groups might blame a weather event on insufficient fealty to the relevant god, some progressives blame — before we actually know what is even going on in a given tragedy — insufficient fealty, sacrifice, and offerings to the relevant god of federal government. And so they explain that the god of good government would have been able to take care of us if only we’d given it sufficient power to do so.

Watercolor Dogs

... at least that's what this photo looks like to me. I shot with my phone at night, lit only by the stairway light. I was at a distance, so the details are fuzzy. Of course, the dogs are fuzzy, too, but that's a different story.

Enjoy?

A Little Old Testament Fun

... from Twitter.

I've got a couple of posts rolling around in my head, but I don't have time to do them justice, so I'll leave you with this little bit of silliness.

Enjoy!

I'm reading the King James Bible. I think the Bible should be translated into Redneck.

— K T Cat (@ktcat) December 1, 2015

Yeah, a redneck Bible read by Larry the Cable Guy would be great.

— K T Cat (@ktcat) December 1, 2015

@ktcat loaves and fish miracle becomes biscuits and catfish

— Swansonite (@Psudrozz) December 1, 2015

And the Lord said to Noah, "Git 'er done!" https://t.co/uXXZwn075J

— K T Cat (@ktcat) December 1, 2015