Full Stack Somalis

By now, news of the Somali piracy in Minnesota has spread far and wide.

Our investigation shows what happens when a tribal mindset meets a bleeding-heart bureaucracy, when imported clan loyalties collide with a political class too timid to offend, and when accusations of racism are cynically deployed to shield criminal behavior. The predictable result is graft, with taxpayers left to foot the bill.

If you were to design a welfare program to facilitate fraud, it would probably look a lot like Minnesota’s Medicaid Housing Stabilization Services program. The HSS program, the first of its kind in the country, was launched with a noble goal: to help seniors, addicts, the disabled, and the mentally ill secure housing. It was designed with “low barriers to entry” and “minimal requirements for reimbursement.” Nonetheless, before the program went live in 2020, officials pegged its annual estimated price tag at $2.6 million.

Costs quickly spiraled out of control. In 2021, the program paid out more than $21 million in claims. In the following years, annual costs shot up to $42 million, then $74 million, then $104 million. During the first six months of 2025, payouts totaled $61 million.

Essentially, once the Somalis and their progressive allies had assembled a full stack from political leaders at the top to doctors, clinics and "patients" at the bottom, they went full-throttle and looted the system. Because they had participants at every level, catching and punishing them was near impossible and they were able to run this racket and others like it for years. We're talking 9-figure sums in total and possibly more.

Lesson Learned: If your "migrants" have concentric circles of loyalty like clan, religion, nation of origin and you, the American chump, are on the outside of those rings, you're going to get taken to the cleaners. Which the Americans in Minnesota were, on an industrial scale.

I worked with ChatGPT and we got this map of the Somali stack.

Not all of the slots were occupied by Somalis such as the law enforcement managers in the Community Political Shield section. Some of those slots were dutifully filled by social justice Americans like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. He recently won re-election, running against a Somali communist. Dig how Frey gave part of his acceptance speech in Somali.

Mayor Jacob Frey, as he won reelection, spoke almost a minute in Somali then said Minneapolis belongs to Somalia:

“This is a moment for unity where the entire Somali community can come together and say, ‘This is our people, this is our city, we are united behind each other.’”… pic.twitter.com/QiPes8Xonc

— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) November 7, 2025

Well, OK then.

If the Somalis' loyalty is indeed those concentric circles, then we're going to have to fight it in the schools by vigorously attacking those concepts.

Oh, wait, never mind. Our schools have been completely captured by the social justice left. Never mind.

That leaves us with ... what? And it's not just Minneapolis, it's Dearborn, MI which is now majority-Muslim. God only knows what kinds of criminal looting is going to happen in NYC now.

The West in general, America in particular and the Catholic Church as well are all utterly incapable of dealing with this threat right now. We can't even name it because to do so would be judgmental.

This isn't going to end well anywhere.