Ok, Now We Can Get Down To Business

"No more half-measures!" the French have said. "It's time to go all-out and show the world what we can do!"

PARIS—President Nicolas Sarkozy was thrust into a fight for his political survival after lagging behind Socialist candidate François Hollande in the first round of France's presidential poll. 

Monsieur Hollande is in favor of completely monetizing sovereign debt. Should he win the run-off with Monsieur Sarkozy, the printing presses will be serviced, oiled, turbocharged and flung into frantic action.

Hi-keeba!