This iBahn Thing Is Ridiculous

Day 2, still no Interweb Tubes in my hotel room here at the O'Hare Courtyard. I've got awesome wireless connectivity, but I can't get to the website that authorizes your connection. iBahn tech support is an automated phone service that tells you how to turn on your wireless connection.  There's no way to communicate with a human to let them know the site is down. The hotel front desk just tells you to call iBahn tech support.

Grrrr.