Saturday, August 23, 2008

The First Effect of Obama Picking Biden as his Running Mate

...will be long, pointless windbaggery from Biden that will defuse Obama's endless gaffes. Every time Obama says something paralyzingly stupid, reporters will rush to Biden and ask him what the little creampuff meant. Biden will respond with enough verbiage to provide the entire narrative arc of the Ottoman Empire. The reporters will slowly wander off, shaking their empty little heads, completely distracted from the original question.

Picking Biden might well have been a master stroke!*

Reporter: Senator Biden, just what did Barack mean when he said that US companies want to move to China because of their superior infrastructure? Doesn't he know about the dirt roads, the massive pollution and the horrific building codes that led to tens of thousands killed the recent earthquake?

Slow Joe Biden: Well, I think that when you look at the sum total of the facts about a country the size of China, the first thing you need to realize is the kind of growth they've seen there is what we might want to look at from an infrastructure investment point of view for future funding increments which would give us the kind of world-class transportation capabilities that the American workers who have suffered so much under the current administration where the emphasis has been on diverting resources into oil companies' pockets and then using some of that funding to send Blackwater mercenaries into countries like Iraq where congressional testimony has revealed that our appropriations bills have been used for...

Reporter: Um, I'm just going to go over here now, Senator. You keep talking. I'll leave my recorder. It has 40 GB of storage, so I think it will last through most of your answer. Thanks...I think...

Obama was right! Superior Chinese infrastructure leads to more jobs. Like construction jobs to rebuild schools!

* No, it wasn't.


Ted said...

Biden — the perfect foil for Palin!

Rose said...

Funny, it seems like a "so what?"

There was no running mate who could measure up to the Obama fantasy.

Dean said...