Keep Portland Weird

On Twitter, I follow the Magic Realism Bot, the output of a computer program that generates random story ideas. About 1 in 5 are really good; most are yawners. The good ones make up for the filler. This one seemed almost reasonable, given Portland's reputation.

A metaphysician discovers a history of Portland which describes a war against the Moon that took place in 7270 BC.

— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) July 24, 2016

Here's a bonus tweet suggesting the power of collectivism over magic.

Thirteen Marxists join forces to defeat a unicorn.

— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) July 24, 2016