Fear Not, Citizens, The Secretary Of State's Email Server Was Constantly Watched By Secret Service Agents!

Yeah, there were no problems with securing the home email server of our Secretary Of State. Definitely not.

U.S. officials suspect that hackers in China stole the personal records of as many as four million people in one of the most far-reaching breaches of government computers.

There's no way the Chinese would have been spying on the incompetent harpy woman who was 3rd in line for the presidency.

Investigators suspect that hackers based in China are responsible for the attack, though the probe is continuing, according to people familiar with the matter. On Thursday, several U.S. officials described the breach as among the largest known thefts of government data in history.