Yesterday, my wife and I were looking at burial plots. Not for ourselves, but for a relative who had recently died. One of those we visited was deep in the hood. You didn't really feel safe driving to and from it. I came up with the perfect slogan for the place.
"Here at Restful Acres, we believe in preparing for the day when you're shot to death visiting Restful Acres."
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I prefer "save the environment, be buried where you died. Carbon credits available."
Well, you know, burial of the corpse, in contrast to cremation, *is* "carbon sequestration".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRD6u-VkVE
This comes from the movie UHF. When I saw it in my then boyfriend's movie collection, I knew it was a match made in Heaven.
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