Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Perfect Business Plan

Yesterday, my wife and I were looking at burial plots. Not for ourselves, but for a relative who had recently died. One of those we visited was deep in the hood. You didn't really feel safe driving to and from it. I came up with the perfect slogan for the place.

"Here at Restful Acres, we believe in preparing for the day when you're shot to death visiting Restful Acres."


Anonymous said...

I prefer "save the environment, be buried where you died. Carbon credits available."

IlĂ­on said...

Well, you know, burial of the corpse, in contrast to cremation, *is* "carbon sequestration".

Jedi Master Ivyan said...

This comes from the movie UHF. When I saw it in my then boyfriend's movie collection, I knew it was a match made in Heaven.