Friday, September 09, 2016

It's Hard To See From Inside A Bubble

So Brown University, a member of the prestigious* Ivy League, will now distribute tampons in men's rooms because, according to Viet Nguyen, UCS president, "menstruation is experienced by more than just those who identify as women and that not all people who identify as women menstruate."

I suppose.

I get what they're trying to do, I just don't see the need for it. There's something surreal about an earnest little dweeb bringing tampons to men's rooms, thinking he's doing something important by striking a blow for the mentally ill transgendered women. It's a luxury act, a kind of elitist hobby. It has a whiff of Weimar corruption to it or maybe the last really big investors' party on the night of October 23, 1929 where everyone drank excellent champagne and ate caviar, toasting their wealth in the stock market.

Meanwhile, the traditional family has been killed off by earnest, little dweebs like Viet Nguyen, resulting in both the death of the oppressive patriarchy and mountains of human debris from ruined childhoods. Maybe Viet could visit some of the neighborhoods wracked by violence and drugs and hand out tampons there.

* - Prestigious apparently means full of quack ideas and blinkered idiots.

1 comment:

Jedi Master Ivyan said...

Do away with the stall partitions and doors and put a bunch of squatty pottys in there. Just one big room to take a dump on one end and a bunch of gym showers on the other end. That's the way their headed it seems.