Sunday, April 01, 2012

Why Are Zombies Always Hungry?

Answering the questions you want answered!

Why are zombies always looking for food? You'd think they'd stop after gorging themselves on a victim, but no, they're up and back at you in no time at all. Why is this?

Well, the answer is pretty obvious when you consider three simple facts.
  1. Zombies want to eat you.
  2. When a zombie bites you, you become a zombie.
  3. Zombies don't eat other zombies.
See how simple that is? They start eating, you become a zombie and presto! you're no longer a food source.

Nom nom nom ... wait a minute ... this tastes like zombie! Yuck!

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