A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “Five beers please!”
You're welcome.
Bonus joke:
A Buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid. “Where’s my change?” the monk asks.
The vendor replies, “Change comes from within.”
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Ouch. Go back to throwing your oatmeal and having a tantrum ;-)
His friend walks in and orders a martinus.
The bartender says, "don't you mean martini?"
"No," he replies, "I only want one."
Quisque comodeus est!
Some claim there are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary, and those who don't.
Life is complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.
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