A Photo Caption You'll Never See

BDaddy and I have been speaking truth to power on Twitter lately with a pair of defenders of the dominant, secular orthodoxy. These members of the Establishment are telling us that ultimate, personal, sexual freedom is full of teh awesome. As a counter-culture, revolutionary prude, I offer you the following photo with incongruous caption.

Here, a group of married men who go to church every Sunday destroy a police car.

Yep, that's the problem alright. Too many people adhering to traditional, Christian morality.