Friday, April 24, 2015

Your Roman Numeral Joke For The Day

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “Five beers please!”

You're welcome.

Bonus joke:

A Buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid. “Where’s my change?” the monk asks.

The vendor replies, “Change comes from within.”


tom said...

Ouch. Go back to throwing your oatmeal and having a tantrum ;-)

lee said...

His friend walks in and orders a martinus.
The bartender says, "don't you mean martini?"
"No," he replies, "I only want one."

lee said...
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lee said...

Quisque comodeus est!

Trigger Warning said...

Some claim there are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary, and those who don't.

Life is complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.