Friday, November 07, 2014

Imaginary Friends Are Fun!

... and the president has millions of them.
“To everyone that voted, I want you to know that I heard you,” Obama began. “To two-thirds of voters that chose not to participate in the process yesterday, I hear you, too.”
He listened to people that didn't talk? I wonder what they were saying to him. I bet it was something about global warming, racism or contraception. Those are really, really important things. Those are the kinds of things imaginary people talk about a lot. They must be, because that's what the Democrats tried to sell for the last few months of the campaign. It's too bad the imaginary people didn't go vote. They're probably smarter than the goobers who did.


Anonymous said...

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.


Trigger Warning said...

Sorry. I boycott boycotts.

K T Cat said...

I'm leaving that comment up because it's too weird to delete.

Ilíon said...

That very same "comment" was left on my blog a couple of weeks ago. Though, since I don't allow annonymous commenting, he used a screen name.

I deleted it as being spam. And it had no more relationship to the OP on by blog than it does to this OP.

Trigger Warning said...

I agree it's cool in a schizoid kind of way. I'd edit out the link, though. Might be digital demons at the other end.

K T Cat said...

I'm sure the link goes to a "beautiful Russian women to date" kind of site. As far as I know, Blogger doesn't let me edit other people's comments.