Sunday, March 10, 2013

Why Is Miss America Sexist, But Beyonce Not?

This girl expects you to wear a suit or tux, take her to a fine restaurant and behave like a gentleman. She is a symbol of retrograde America sexism.
This girl would be equally satisfied with a gangsta, a biker, a drug addict, an electronic toy or a roughly humanoid primate. She is being monitored by the Center For Disease Control. She is a "strong woman."


Jedi Master Ivyan said...

Because our country is just that backwards. The implied virginity of the pageant contestants really irks those who insist that such a thing has no value.

Anonymous said...

Amen to that! You can dress like a slut, grab your crotch, hang with gangsters, and get invited to sit in the White House situation room.