I almost forgot this one which will be on ESPN2 at 0530 PT:
Sunderland (31) vs. Manchester United (74): Fresh coffee in my Newcastle United mug? Check. Fried eggs? Check. English muffins with orange marmalade? Check. Our Maximum Leader laying in the room in a languorous fashion? Check.
The Mackems being torn to tiny bits by Manchester United like a stuffed animal toy given to an amped-up, 90# pit bull on Christmas morning*? Check, check and triple check!
This one's going to be fun to watch. The perfect early Saturday morning appetizer for the rest of the weekend action.
* - I've done this one. It was hilarious! Like dropping the stuffed toy into a disposal.