Sunday, August 19, 2012

Women Are Naturally Flighty And Illogical

... and that's why my wife prefers Pawn Stars over American Pickers when the latter is clearly the superior show. Pawn Stars is great and all, but it just doesn't have the intellectual heft of American Pickers.

I love my wife dearly, but sometimes she just doesn't have a thought in her pretty, little head.

5 comments:

Secular Apostate said...

That last comma could get ya in trouble, Bub.

K T Cat said...

I thought about that, but they are both adjectives modifying "head" and if I had written "pretty little head" then the adjective "pretty" would modify "little" and it would mean she had a small cranium.

Whittlin' Man said...

Well, she was smart enough to marry you, wasn't she?

And besides, everyone knows Storage Wars tops them all.....

K T Cat said...

Said like Jim Mora's "Playoffs" rant: "Storage Wars?!? Storage Wars?!? Don't talk to me about Storage Wars! Storage Wars?"

tim eisele said...

Granted I haven't seen much of either show [1], but are you sure that your wife doesn't just like those sexy, sexy +300-lb guys on Pawn Stars? :-)


[1] We watch them when my in-laws visit, because they need their fix, but our Roku box keeps dropping the signal every 5 - 10 minutes on real-time video, so it is kind of annoying to watch cable channels on it. The Roku works way better on Netflix or Amazon, which between them have more than enough stuff to watch, anyway.