Addendum: In the signup process, it asks you how many hits you get a month on your site. Like most bloggers, I'm in the lowest, "less than 99,000 hits a month" category. Thanks for rubbing my nose in the fact that I'm a pipsqueak. That was great.
Dear Audible: I love your products and wanted to sell them. I apologize for that. It was rude of me to try to help you make some sales. Thank you for letting me know that you didn't want me to do this.
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No time for my shenannighenz or my attempts to boost sales, apparently.
Update: Upon reading this a day later, this comes across as a lot of whining, but there it is. Whine whine whine!