Monday, October 14, 2024

A Deal For American Women

 ... from the Clintons.

Dig this.

The Deal

American women should focus on education and careers and not marriage and family. They should enjoy sex with the same abandon as men, but not spend any energy directing their relationships towards rings, altars and cribs. If they get pregnant, there should be publicly funded abortions up until the point of birth and if there's a bit of an oopsie by the medico at the end, a wee bit after the point of birth is just fine as well.

In exchange for this, to replace the children American women will not be having, we will import totally unvetted, untraceable, unvaccinated, illiterate and verbally-incomprehensible people from every failed nation on the planet so that we can continue to have, for a short period of time at least, all the benefits of a functioning, self-sustaining culture. This will also allow us to live in a soothing fantasy where we pretend our culture is actually healthy enough to create a new generation of Americans.

In short, the Haitians and their pals are being brought in to replace the babies we're killing or not even creating in the first place. It's a win-win.

In addition to providing American career women with delicious, International cuisine, the migrants can also teach us sustainable ways of reducing our waste products and converting them into energy sources.

1 comment:

tim eisele said...

"totally unvetted, untraceable, unvaccinated, illiterate and verbally-incomprehensible people from every failed nation on the planet "

The thing is, when I see statements like this, I recall that this description applies to at least half[1] of my ancestors (one group that came over from the various German statelets to escape the formation wars of the German Empire, and another batch that came over to escape from defeated and wrecked Germany after WWI). In spite of having come from collapsed, war-torn states with no particular skills, no significant money, and unable to speak English, we seem to have worked out OK.

[1] I don't know the motivations for my ancestors who came from Britain, although there are family rumors that some of them were criminals fleeing the law.