Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Chapter Two In Time For Mardi Gras

Happy Mardi Gras! I've been puttering around on my Bobby Lee Bond story and managed to finish Chapter 2. Enjoy!

Chapter 1, part 1.

Chapter 1, part 2.


“Oh, my perfect little brute, let’s get a soft towel to wrap you in, shall we?” said Basil in the gentle tone he reserved for Cat. He stood up and walked over to the linen cabinet and pulled out one of the better bath towels while Bobby packed both of their suitcases.

Cat had always liked Basil’s voice. It had a calm, even quality that made the world feel properly arranged. Now that Cat understood everything Basil was saying, he liked Basil’s voice even better.

Basil came back with the towel and arranged it near Cat, touching him, but placed so Cat could easily paw it into whatever shape seemed best. Basil knelt next to him.

“Now, I want you to listen to your Uncle Basil. This time, let’s see if we can restrain ourselves a bit and not tear the veterinary staff limb from limb as is your custom. We need them operating at tip-top efficiency, you see, and we can’t have them calling ambulances because you severed someone’s artery.”

Cat gave him a look.

“Yes, yes, I know. No one deserves your righteous fury more than veterinary staff. Nevertheless, let us attempt to be civilized this morning.”

Cat briefly rearranged the towel with one paw and gingerly lay on it. He looked up at Basil and blinked slowly.

“Now, just between you and me, you ferocious creature, I promise you this,” Basil said in a stage whisper. “Whoever did this to you will be set on fire, drawn and quartered, beheaded and then forced to listen to German operas for an entire day.”

Bobby Lee was nearly done. He was packing quickly now, shirts and boots going into the cases with more force than care. There would be time to sort them out when they got home to the river house in Alabama.

“And how about you, old boy?” Basil said to General Beauregard in a noticeably more cheerful voice. Basil had always felt Cat required seriousness and the dog required warmth. He had no idea why this was so. It simply seemed correct.

Basil saw the General’s shoulder was too badly injured for his harness so he attached the leash to the General’s collar and left it at that. Normally, the General was best led with a harness that provided support across the front of his chest instead of strangling him with the collar when dragging him along was necessary, but it wouldn’t do to have the harness press upon the General’s wounds.

“We’ll just attach the leash here and hope you consent to going in the direction we want to go. Let’s try not to be the obstinate basset hound this time, shall we?”

Like Cat, General Beauregard now understood what was being said, but unlike Cat, he was shamed by it. He had always assumed that the leash existed to force him to go places he’d rather not go. Now he understood it was there to keep the pack together. Beauregard ruminated on this rather stunning revelation. It changed everything and not for the better.

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By the time the sun was clear of the trees, the SUV was already moving down the causeway towards Lafayette.

The tires hummed. Neither man spoke until they were at the main road.

“None of this makes sense,” Bobby finally said. “If they wanted to kill us, why not just go into our rooms and do the job quickly? It’s not like we hadn’t made the job easy for them.”

“Frankly, I’m embarrassed by it all. I’m glad I didn’t have to meet my ancestors under those circumstances. I could just imagine telling Great-Uncle Reginald who died at Omdurman saving the battalion that I died because I had too many gin and tonics.”

Bobby smiled and then continued his musings. “So what happened last night? Someone came to our fish camp and injected something into the General and Cat, but didn’t escape alive. That much is clear. Also, the animals put up one hell of a fight. What was that all about?”

“No one would have bothered to come all that way through the swamps to inject something into Beauregard and Cat for no purpose. It had to have been directed at us. But why? We’ve been effectively retired for years. Sure, we take on the odd job now and then, but we’re clearly way past our prime. Why us? Why there?”

Bobby turned on to the main road that led to Lafayette. “I can’t make heads or tails of it. Still, we’ve got the ID of the skiff. I’ll be able to track down who rented it.”

They were silent for a while as they drove, but the truth of the matter was that they were professionally embarrassed.

“We should have wired the place when we bought it,” said Bobby.

“Quite right, old man. An appalling lack of foresight on our part. We’re getting lazy in our dotage."

“We’ll need to get it fully prepped and equipped before we use it again. Did you leave anything behind you wanted to keep? We can turn around and go back right now if you did.”

“I appreciate the offer, Robert, but I was thinking along the same lines. The only thing I wanted was the small picture of my great Uncle Captain Edward Lionel Fitzalan at Ypres. I had it on my nightstand. It’s right here in my pocket. No need to backtrack.”

Uncle Captain Edward Lionel Fitzalan at Ypres.

Bobby smiled and shook his head. Basil could produce photos of ancestral war heroes the way American boys produced baseball cards. There was always another uncle in dress uniform or another cousin who had died nobly somewhere cold and muddy.

Bobby had nothing like that. Not from his own house, anyway. Daddy’s farm near Dothan had failed before Bobby was born, so he packed up Momma and the babies and headed west to help a cousin run cattle in Montana. That was the family story in their branch — not tragic, not heroic. Just what you did when the land wouldn’t carry you anymore.

The Bonds were Southern clear back into the 1840s, scattered now through Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia. The South was in his blood although Montana had raised him.

Time went by silently as they drove. The puzzle wouldn’t let Bobby rest. It sat in his chest like a stone.

“Who could possibly have done that?” he finally said. “We haven’t worked since the pharmaceutical company sent us to Brazil to find that researcher. As far as I could tell, no one else even cared about that.” 

Basil had no answer. He only shook his head with self-reproach.

They kept driving in silence.

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“Cat?”

“Yes?”

“I’ve been a bad dog. A very bad dog.”

“What are you talking about? No one could fault you for anything that I’ve seen.”

“The leash.”

“The leash?”

“I resisted it.”

“Who wouldn’t? It’s a dreadful thing. I wouldn’t tolerate such an indignity,” replied Cat.

“It wasn’t an indignity. That’s the problem. It was love. It was only there to make sure I was with them. They used it so they knew we were all together. It wasn’t forced positioning, it was pack loyalty. I misread it all along and resisted. I resisted the pack.”

Cat didn’t truly understand, nor did he care beyond the fact that his dearest friend was unhappy. What did all this nonsense mean? He’d been a bad dog? Whatever. Cat got dinner and treats and petting day after day. Things remained properly ordered. Wasn’t that enough for everyone?

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After driving in silence a while longer, Bobby shrugged and smiled, looking over at Basil, who seemed to be silently arguing his case before several centuries of disapproving Fitzalans.

“Maybe MI6 is trying to tell you to come back home,” Bobby said with a smile.

“You know, if MI6 wanted me back all they had to do was wave a million pounds under my nose.” 

“Basil, you wouldn't go back for a million pounds. Besides, you already have a million pounds several times over.” 

“Yes, well, I know that. But still, it does make one’s blood run swiftly to think of some shrew in Human Resources being forced to call me up and offer me a million pounds to return to work.”

Bobby just laughed.

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As they neared the vet, Bobby said, “I’ll drop you off with the animals. I’m going to go check on that skiff.”

“Try to be charming.”

“Aren’t I always?” Bobby replied with a wink and a smile.

Basil just smiled and got ready to bring the animals in to the vet.



Monday, February 16, 2026

Nametags And Gators

Tomorrow is our annual Mardi Gras party held, oddly enough, on Fat Tuesday. We'll have about 50 people, tons of food, 2 mixologists and Pandora's excellent New Orleans music mix on the Sonos.

The guest list is eclectic, so there will be plenty of people who don't know each other. To help them mingle, this year, we're doing name tags. I made a sign for the name tag table, but my wife didn't like it.

Women and gators. They just don't mix well.

The main image for our eVite invitation.
The Queens of Mardi Gras are, of course, our two chihuahua mixes.

The name tags feature the girls.


Wife kitteh did not approve of this sign.

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Devouring Mother First Ballot Hall Of Famer

 ... Michelle Wu, Mayor of Boston. Every problem is a baby. Every solution is cuddling. Dig this.

No worries, Michelle, I'm sure Spain won't get all of them. We'll be able to find one or two to send your way. Note all the big-eyed tykes held in the arms of grateful mothers you can see in the video below. It warms the cockles of your heart!

Once they get there, Texas state representative Gene Wu has plans...

Friday, February 13, 2026

UBI Is A Mirage

I once read a book by a primate researcher that started with a charming paragraph something like this.

Growing up, I always wanted to become a lowland gorilla. Instead, I became a baboon.

He'd studied and gotten the right degrees, but the wildlife research organization that hired him sent him to study baboons instead of lowland gorillas. He became intimately familiar with them. I might have my sources crossed here, but the gist of it is accurate.

Baboons only need a few hours each day to forage enough to feed themselves. The remaining hours in the day is spent being jerks towards each other.

UBI, Universal Basic Income, is touted by the super-smart set as the solution to the problems that will arise should technology wipe out massive swaths of industry. For example, what happens if all of our trucks become self-driving? No problem, say the people with letters after their names, we will implement UBI and those barely-above-farm-animal humans will be able to eat and maintain their crude dwellings.

Life isn't about subsistence. It's about being needed, genuinely needed. Without that, well, we will  most likely become jerks. What else are we going to do with our time?

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

On My 20th Blogiversary

 ... a little family wisdom and the last half of the first chapter of my ... novella? book? 

Whatever.

As my regular readers know, I'm currently working full time, about 2 years past when I wanted to retire. I've made this choice because people I love need some help and I have the ability to give it to them.

I had plans for this stage of my life. Writing, working out and living part time in an Alabama river house were chief among them. Some people I love hit hard times and, as I had the ability to help them, I postponed retirement. I also postponed my dreams, knowing that at this age, "postpone" can quickly turn into "jettison."

I can get dark and brooding and found myself gravitating towards that. Serving God by loving your family while nursing resentment is like adding broken glass to a good dinner. Worthless.

I don't have the time to write properly, but I do have the time to write. At the rate I'm going, my first story might be done about the time I contract Alzheimer's, which might actually be a good thing. Each time I read the thing it will seem new to me and in no time at all, I'll be convinced I've written 10 different books. 

Hooray?

Anywho, the moral of the story is that while you may never be able to completely fulfill your dreams, you're not doing anyone any favors by not doing what you can and taking joy from that.

You can find the first part of chapter 1 here.

Here's the end of chapter 1. I'm having a great time with this. I hope it shows.

Thanks for coming along for the ride.


The sun was clear of the horizon by the time Robert Edward Lee Bond, 58, stumbled out of his bedroom into the living room towards the kitchen, one hand rubbing his stubbled face, the other clutching an empty plastic water bottle. He had primed the coffee maker before he and Basil had started drinking last night, knowing how the night would end. Right now, he needed the coffee. Something crunched under his cheap sandals as he stumbled into the galley kitchen in the fishing shack, but he paid it no heed, focused on pressing that button.

Bobby Lee had a private scale for hangovers. There were mild ones where the head hurt and the morning was a drag. There were medium ones where the head hurt and sleep had been fitful. Then there were those where the coffee would make him extremely nauseous. Despite their best attempts last night, this one was only in the medium category. His head hurt, he was exhausted and his thoughts were slow.

The coffee maker started. He looked up. This time, the wreckage registered. Furniture was overturned, there was broken glass on the floor, a few pieces of torn black cloth were scattered near the doorway and the screen door was open and hanging off one hinge. General Beauregard was laying on his side and Cat was cleaning the basset hound’s shoulder. The crunching under his sandals had been broken glass.

“Well, it looks like you two did some interior decorating last night. I love what you’ve done with the place. It’s got that lived-in charm although next time, you might want to set the curtains on fire to really finish the job,” he said to them, wincing at the exertion of speaking. Then he muttered to himself, “I guess this is what I get for being late with their breakfasts.”

Bobby Lee held his head in his hands, nursing his hangover until the coffee was done. He poured himself a mug and drank a few sips. It was the act of pouring the coffee more than the caffeine that got him to thinking. The wreckage didn’t make any sense at all. Also, why hadn’t the animals been at him for their food? Usually, if he was this late, they’d be barking and meowing, begging. 

Bobby got up to survey the living room. When he went over to the damaged screen door, he looked down at the dock and saw the bow of an aluminum skiff poking above the water. 

They didn’t own a skiff.

Bobby took another gulp of coffee, walked swiftly to his bedroom and yelled to Basil through Basil’s bedroom door to get up. 

Bobby was nowhere near fighting ready. He pulled his Colt 1911 from the shoulder holster slung over the chair and wished he had something sturdier than Walmart sandals on his feet.

He opened Basil’s door and told him, “Get your gun. Right now. Put some shoes on, there’s glass on the floor.” Basil was sitting up in bed, rubbing his eyes. 

“I don’t need you to tell me to put on my shoes, Robert,” he said as he slipped into his loafers. “I am not decrepit.”

“You’re older than I am.”

“By three weeks.”

“Really? Feels like a lot more than that.”

Basil rolled his eyes and stepped out, Browning 1910 in hand.

“The dock is clear,” said Bobby.

Bobby looked through the front door's spyhole and saw nothing but the empty causeway leading back through the bayou to the road. The boys had chosen this shack to give minimal cover to anyone approaching.

Bobby carefully opened the door that led to the dirt and gravel causeway. Basil, grumbling about his head, covered him. The two took turns on point as they explored around the piers beneath the house until they were satisfied no one was there. 

Bobby shrugged at Basil. “I don’t think we need to report this to our insurance company.”

“However, I must register a complaint with the maid,” replied Basil in his languid upper-crust English accent. “She simply must do a better job tidying up the place. It looks like a tornado tore through it. Ghastly.”

They walked out to the end of the pier where the bow of the skiff was bobbing slowly in the water. It looked like a rental. The ID decal was still on the bow. None of it made sense.

“Not locals. A local would’ve taken our boat,” Bobby said, motioning at the center console sitting in its cradle over the water.

“It couldn’t have been teens, they’d have stolen the car and looted the place,” replied Basil, motioning at the SUV parked underneath the shack. 

Bobby walked out to the end of the pier and then grabbed a gaff hanging in the boathouse. He fished something out of the reeds. It was a torn black t-shirt. There were blood stains.

“Gators,” said Bobby.

The boys went up the stairs and back inside. Basil kneeled by the animals as Bobby picked up the furniture and surveyed the damage. “Robert, old man, these two need the vet. Immediately.” Cat had stopped cleaning the basset hound and looked at Basil curiously as he approached.

“What is it?” asked Bobby Lee.

“Look here,” Basil said and pointed out the injuries on both animals. Cat had a burn of some kind on his left shoulder. General Beauregard’s right shoulder was sliced open, though not badly. The bleeding had stopped, but the wound would need stitches. Both animals bore swollen puncture wounds on their right sides.

“What in the world happened here last night?”

Basil didn’t answer.

By the time the sun was clear of the trees, the SUV was already moving down the causeway toward Lafayette.

The boys' fish camp. It doesn't perfectly match my image of the place, but it's close enough and I have a few more things to do for work before I knock of for the day.

Sunday, February 08, 2026

On Peaceful Noise Demonstrations

 It looks like the government officials in Minnesota have finally gotten the message. That message must have been something like, "Knock it off or we'll cut off all your funding." Dig this.

Dozens of protesters were recently arrested at a Minnesota immigration protest, sparking outrage from leftists on campus.

The University of Minnesota arrested 67 protesters demonstrating against Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) outside of the Graduate hotel for unlawful assembly, according to KARE, the local NBC affiliate.

The local CBS affiliate also aired footage of the event, reporting that demonstrators were “making noise to make a point” as a way of protesting ICE agents they believed to be staying at the hotel. Videos show protesters banging pots and pans, loudly playing musical instruments, shouting through megaphones, and more...

The group (Students for a Democratic Society) characterized the ordeal as a “peaceful noise demonstration” and took aim at the various law enforcement agencies responsible for the arrests, lamenting that they are “helmed and directed by Democrats or Democrat appointees, who are meant to work with the people of Minnesota against the tyranny and violence of the federal government.”

“We in the anti-ICE movement must recognize that all law enforcement agencies, whether they be campus, state, or federal, share an ideological solidarity with one another, and will defend one another every chance they get - pigs, in essence, are pigs, no matter which specific badge they wear,” the group wrote. “They are all the enemies of the people.”

One cul-de-sac down and at the other end of the cul-de-sac to boot lives a dog. Said dog barks from the moment the sun comes up to the moment the sun goes down. No one in a 2-block radius gets a moment's peace from this dog.

I don't blame the dog. The poor thing is never walked and lives in a tiny side yard the abuts a main street. I'd like to strangle the owners.

I guess the dog is performing a "peaceful noise demonstration."

It's the auditory version of this.

I'm not sure who provided the students at U of M with their civics lessons, but it sure looks like they skipped the parts dealing with the rights of other people. They were taught, "You have the right to protest," but not, "Your neighbors have the right to get some sleep at night, be able to think clearly during the day and not be sound-bombed by you and your moron friends."

I guess it's always considered "peaceful" if no one is being dismembered.

Bonus Commentary

As an affectionate student of the Confederacy, it's wonderful to see the South rise again even if it's rising in Minnesota. The protestors are practically clones of the Antebellum boneheads that demanded secession and war. Here's a quick and incomplete list of what I'm seeing in the Land of 10,000 Mistakes.

  1. State and local laws should supersede Federal laws.
  2. State and local troops should resist Federal troops.
  3. The Federal government is tyrannical.
  4. "All we ask is to be let alone."
  5. The resistance is being done to preserve the status of the powerful, in this case the Democrats in office and the Somali ringleaders.
  6. The motivations are racial.
  7. Proponents of secession have a sickeningly maternal attitude towards the colored folk (Somalis) who they consider to be childlike innocents.
  8. The state and local insurrectionists are mindlessly escalating the confrontation against a vastly superior Federal force.
I'm sure I could add more, but that's good enough for now. History doesn't repeat, but it echoes. All they need now is to resurrect John C. Calhoun so he can go on MSNBC and say things like, "The Federals have no right to come here and tell us what we can and cannot do with our negroes."

Friday, February 06, 2026

Art In Aspic

If AI comes to dominate the artistic fields as it seems to be doing, from whence will come new styles?

AI does nothing but regurgitate existing content. It forms a word and image salad from piles of harvested content and then spits out replies synthesized from that content. As far as I can tell, it seems to suggest that our current art will be preserved in aspic if the artists turn to AI as their content creator.

My old, Southern man and his cat series are essentially all the same. Here's today's rendering.

I could request it as an oil painting or line drawing or even anime, but it would all be drawn from existing content. How would a new style arise?

Further, if what you want isn't represented in sufficient quantities in it training data, you're out of luck. The frogmouth helmet was a style of helmet used in 15th and 16th century tournament jousting. It looked like this.

Because the frogmouth helmet was so niche, there aren't many of them represented in artwork. Here's what Gemini thought was a frogmouth helmet.

The dude looks like a duck. Ridiculous.

If I can't teach it how to render a frogmouth helmet, for which pictures exist, how am I going to get it to help me develop a new style? If independent, non-AI artists get priced out of the market, isn't art, whether it's prose or poetry or music or images or video, going to be fixed for all time?

Thursday, February 05, 2026

Aiming At Whites, Hitting Blacks

Coming home from Mobile recently, I got routed through Charlotte. Charlotte is about 34% black. In cities with that kind of demographics, the airport employees are typically black. In Mobile, which is 50% black, all of the employees of both the airport proper and the tenant businesses are black. I could be off by one or two, but I can't recall more than a handful of non-blacks.

At CLT, it was 50-50 black and Hispanic. I didn't have time for a full statistical data collection walk, but I saw a good amount of two concourses and noted something interesting. There was very little racial mingling in the tenant businesses. The employees were either Hispanic or black.

In the businesses where the employees were Hispanic, behind the counter they mostly spoke Spanish to each other.

Of the more than 50% of American, black high school graduates who are not proficient at English, about 0.1% of them speak Spanish. That's close enough to zero to be zero.

All of those young black adults are effectively locked out of the airport jobs where the other employees are Hispanic.

Here are the demographics of Charlotte over time.

The Democrats are on the record as having opened the border in order to make whites a minority in the US. They are only incommoding whites politically. In terms of job opportunities, they are hitting blacks square in the chest.

Monday, February 02, 2026

And So It Begins

Almost all of this is mine. ChatGPT helped me clean up a sentence or two, but this is almost all me.

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Cat’s headache had gotten worse through the night. Now, with sunrise coming to the bayou, his vision had become a bit blurry from the pain. His shoulder hurt dully from where he’d been burned, but worst of all was his side where the man had stabbed him with a needle. That burned like fire. Like his head, it had gotten worse.

Through a slight haze, he saw the General lying on his side amidst the wreckage in the living room, panting. Cat knew his breathing too well to think he was asleep.


“How are you doing, Beau?”


“Woof,” replied the basset hound. The words sounded in Cat’s head in a rich, baritone voice. “My head feels like it’s about to collapse. The place where the bad men stabbed me with that needle is absolutely on fire.”


“Mine, too,” replied Cat.


Earlier, about fifteen minutes after the changes, the surprise had worn off. The talking without sound. The sharper edges of the world simply were. Things were different now, and that was that—no more remarkable than water being wet or the sun being bright. The men and their needles had done this.


Those men were dead. The gators had seen to that. Cat felt smug satisfaction recalling the explosion in the men’s boat, the splashes and screams.


Cat limped over to where General Beauregard lay on his side. He could hear the General whimpering slightly. This was the first time Cat had ever heard the General complain. The General simply didn’t do that. 


Cat set to work cleaning the General’s side where the needle had gone in. General Beauregard barked loudly and angrily at him as soon as his tongue touched the spot. Cat involuntarily leaped back. Beauregard had never barked at him like that.


“Sorry, Beau,” said Cat. “I won’t touch that again.”


“Sorry, Cat. I didn’t mean that.”


“I know. Don’t worry about it.”


Cat moved on to one of the scrapes on General Beauregard’s shoulder and got to work, his raspy, little tongue moving along the basset hound’s fur in a rhythm that calmed them both.


Bobby and Basil were still in their bedrooms, sleeping off their drinking. 


“When Bobby comes out, we’re going to be in trouble,” said General Beauregard. “He’s going to think we did all of this.”


Cat didn’t care. Bobby and Basil would yell and wave their hands and a few hours later, dinner would come. Nothing serious ever came of the men’s anger. It simply wasn’t worth paying attention to their yelling.


“I wouldn’t worry about it, Beau. It won’t take them long to see the bow of the sunken skiff. The guys are pretty smart. They’ll figure out what happened,” replied Cat.


Thursday, January 29, 2026

Why Bother Coming Here At All?

If the illegal alien Somalis in Minnesota are just as American as you or I the moment they step off the plane, why do they need to step off the plane at all? Why aren't the Somalis in Somalia just as American as the rest of us? Dittos for the Hondurans who walked across the southern border. Same for the Haitians the Biden Administration flew into the country.

Maybe we could send them all Social Security cards now and just cut out the middle man.

It seems kind of unfair to make them go to all that trouble.

Monday, January 26, 2026

A Few AI Use Cases

I'm a heavy user of AI (read: ChatGPT) and I thought it might be interesting to lay out a couple of recent use cases. I'm at the Mobile airport right now with a 3 hour delay thanks to Global Warming Climate Change a normal January cold snap, so I figured I might as well do something productive with my time.

Landscape Design

I found a good property on this trip. It's on the river proper with a great view, has half an acre of flat land, the house is well-constructed, laid out nicely and raised well off the ground and out of flood risk, the dock's piers are solid. Like most houses along the river, it's been an heirloom property. This one has been in its current family since 1970. For the last decade or so, it's been a party house. No one has lived there full time, it's just been used for weekend getaways and entertaining.

As a result, the thing is in desperate need of maintenance and a face lift. All of the outbuildings including the pier need to be torn out and rebuilt. There are tree stumps leftover from hurricanes that need to be removed. And so on and so forth. I showed a picture of the place to AI and asked for a ruthless analysis of its curb appeal. Here's what I got.

This house has zero emotional pull. It doesn’t say welcome, river life, or Southern charm. It says “county permit approved” and then stops trying. Right now it feels more like an elevated FEMA prototype than a place anyone would want to arrive at.

I think AI hit the mark on this one.

We worked together for a bit on the landscape design and ended up with this.

Same place, new paint, an entry stairway and some raised beds. The shack on the right gets torn down and removed.

That's got a completely different feel. I like it a lot. More to the point, I understand the ideas behind it. I learned from the project and saw how a few simple architectural elements pull you in and also ground the property rather than allowing it to float in the air on its pilings.

AI also recommended that I disperse my cayenne and tobacco throughout the raised beds as accent plants. I hadn't thought of that. I was going to plant them in regimented rows, but now I see that I can get just as many if I disperse them throughout the property and I won't end up with the farmer's look.

Travel Diet

This was a short, solo trip, so while I stayed at a VRBO place and cooked my own food, this time I didn't buy fruits and vegetables. It was just too much hassle and typically they come in too great a quantity. Not much common sense there, I know.

With a bit of idle time on my hands, I pulled out my phone and had a chat with AI about it. A few hours later, I had bought singles of apples, bananas, a single stalk of broccoli, a small container of blueberries and a small container of cherry tomatoes. When I combined this with the cheese, fish, steak and rice I already had, AI informed me that the only thing missing was nuts, preferably almonds or pecans.

I usually do buy some fruits and veggies, but I'd always guessed about the right combinations to give a broad spectrum of nutrients. I felt good after the chat with AI and the shopping, both physically and intellectually.

Technology On Travel

Finally, there are the IT topics. I'm quite capable of doing these things on my own, but they aren't second nature to me any more, so it helped to have AI around to give me advice. I brought along my own WiFi router, a Raspberry PI and a SONOS Roam. I hooked the router into the house's router and I had preset it to my home router's ID and password. It got itself on the Internet through the house router and my phone, SONOS and laptop all thought they were at home and required no setup at all. The Pi needed a little coaxing and that's where AI came in handy. Rather than looking up the Linux commands myself, I just cut pasted AI's suggestions into my Telnet prompt and voila! success.

I haven't tried this yet, but it dawned on me that I could download the manual from my drone, feed it into AI and then use that particular chat session to ask it individual questions like how to download the videos and images quickly and easily. Yes, I could read the manual, but really, who does that sort of thing any more?

Anywho, that's just a smattering of what I'm doing with it these days in addition to writing comic romance adventure fiction. Just wanted to share.

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Of Drones And Canals

Wife kitteh bought me a drone for Christmas because she knows of my pathological fondness for perspective river photos and videos. I'm in God's Country right now, looking at vacation properties again and had a chance to play with my new toy over one of the canals off the Fish River.

Enjoy.

Pro Tip: Watch it on YouTube. It's in High Res and benefits from that platform.



Sunday, January 18, 2026

Writing Fiction With ChatGPT Circa January 2026

I had to put that date modifier in the title because AI is changing so fast.

My last post, long-winded as it was, definitely TL;DR material, was almost entirely written by AI (read: ChatGPT). It was the culmination of more than a year of working with AI to develop the main characters of stories I will never write.

I use AI for all kinds of things. In the case of that story snippet, I was comparing a couple of Alabama properties we're thinking of buying. One is on the Fish River proper and has a breathtaking view, complete with sunrises perfectly made for coffee and meditation.

Boom.

It's on a tiny lot, 6000 square feet, and is a small house with no outbuildings. Still, it's a lovely place to have as a sanctuary.

The other house is upriver with more than an acre of land and a 17x20 workshop already built.

Navigable water, but no sunrises or sunsets.

I've been having prolonged conversations with AI about this project at the same time as I've been working on my Bobby Lee Bond stories. The topics intertwine as the boys - Bobby Lee and Basil, freelance superspies in their late 50s - live on the Fish River.

After AI and I decided the upstream property with the land and the workshop were perfect for us, I asked it to write a scene where the guys have just come back from a mission and Basil is on the dock in the backyard, smoking his pipe, drinking his gin and tonic and talking, as he always does when he's alone, to Cat. The dog and the cat are both telepathic and intelligent, which is revealed in the first chapter of the first story, but no one knows. They can't read minds, but they can "talk" to each other. When Basil talks to Cat, he thinks he's talking to an ordinary cat who has no idea what he is saying.

The stories are comic first, romantic second and adventure third.

What I was trying to share with that long-winded excerpt was how AI was able to bring my characters into a real estate decision discussion and give me an emotional feel for life in that house through my fiction.

As Andrew Klavan says, good art reveals Truths about life. As I've played with AI writing fiction, I've learned a lot about people, the world and life in general. It has done what Andrew would have expected - led me to pull threads about the various Truths I'm trying to express, leading me to change the way I think about many of them.

As Tim commented:

The individual sentences are fair, but does tend to drag on and meander about. It is possible to have too much atmosphere, and this is almost nothing but mood-setting. There are bits and hints of some kind of substance, but nothing actually comes into focus. In particular, the bit at the end where it implies that the cat and the dog conspired to do. . . something? To someone? . . . just feels like it is hanging around without any kind of payoff.

Tim, as usual, was spot on. That was precisely what it was. It was atmosphere brought to life by fictional people I loved.

Tacitus noted that the ancient German tribes discussed important decisions first sober and then drunk to see if the two methods converged on a solution. That concept has merit. In this case, I first analyzed the financial and daily routine aspects of these properties. Then I put my characters in them to see what they would do.

I got the same result.

Basil sat in a chair at the far edge of the dock platform, legs crossed with careful precision, glass sweating faintly in his hand. The gin and tonic caught what little light remained, the lime a pale green coin at the bottom. He lifted the glass, sniffed, and nodded. Acceptable. Not club quality, but then again, Alabama had surprised him before.

Cat crouched near the edge, forepaws tucked neatly beneath his chest, tail wrapped tight. His eyes tracked the bank with surgical focus. Something small rustled in the undergrowth. A frog, perhaps. Or something foolish enough to believe dusk offered concealment.

“It does rather creep up on you,” Basil said, not looking at Cat. “This place. You expect… I don’t know… banjos, possibly a man named Earl shouting at machinery. Instead, you get this.”

TL;DR Section

AI didn't hit a home run with that meandering excerpt. It missed several important details, a couple of which I will describe here.

First, Basil imports his gin and gets exactly what he wants, Monkey 47, which he pairs with Fever Tree Mediterranean tonic. The guys have an impeccably-stocked bar, so Basil sniffing about his gin didn't work.

Second is a particularly small nit to pick, but it bugged me. Unless it's winter, Cat would never be tucked in like a loaf. He'd be sprawled on the dock. Cats are thermometers and when it's hot they sprawl.

Third, in the following paragraph, Basil comes across as a browbeaten, upper-class Brit who escaped family oppression.

“Here,” Basil went on, “no one expects anything of you. No lineage. No portraits glaring from oak-paneled walls asking why you haven’t died gloriously yet.” He glanced down at Cat. “Rather freeing, wouldn’t you say?”

That was completely backwards. Basil is indeed from royal blood, but he is a true believer. He fully and proudly lives up to the ancient expectations of being a peer.

I noticed those mistakes at first, but didn't change them. I just liked the flow of the thing. Yes, as Tim said, it meandered terribly, but to me, it was like eating a particularly well-made meal. You don't fuss if the thing was preceded by water crackers and a shrimp and crab dip nor do you complain if the dessert is sweet potato pie with bourbon whipped cream. When it's something you love, prolonging it isn't a bad thing.

I love these characters and even when AI gets them wrong in some way, I thoroughly enjoy spending time with them. It's kind of like the way I feel when I reread the Narnia series for the 73rd time. 

That's all I really wanted to share with that excerpt. It made me happy and that seemed as good a reason to post it as any.

Friday, January 16, 2026

Just Part Of A Story

The sun had gone down without ceremony, as it always did here—no grand curtain call, no applause. Just a gentle thinning of the light until the river became a darker ribbon threading its way through the trees.

Basil sat in a chair at the far edge of the dock platform, legs crossed with careful precision, glass sweating faintly in his hand. The gin and tonic caught what little light remained, the lime a pale green coin at the bottom. He lifted the glass, sniffed, and nodded. Acceptable. Not club quality, but then again, Alabama had surprised him before.

Cat crouched near the edge, forepaws tucked neatly beneath his chest, tail wrapped tight. His eyes tracked the bank with surgical focus. Something small rustled in the undergrowth. A frog, perhaps. Or something foolish enough to believe dusk offered concealment.

“It does rather creep up on you,” Basil said, not looking at Cat. “This place. You expect… I don’t know… banjos, possibly a man named Earl shouting at machinery. Instead, you get this.”

Cat’s ear flicked. A bat darted overhead. He followed it with his gaze, unimpressed.

“In England,” Basil continued, swirling the ice, “the estate announced itself. Gravel crunching, gates opening, centuries of family disappointment pressing down upon one’s shoulders the moment one stepped out of the motorcar.” He took a sip. “Very good roses, though. Absolutely relentless.”

A chorus of insects rose from the trees, tentative at first, then confident. The river answered with a soft, almost conspiratorial sound against the pilings.

“Here,” Basil went on, “no one expects anything of you. No lineage. No portraits glaring from oak-paneled walls asking why you haven’t died gloriously yet.” He glanced down at Cat. “Rather freeing, wouldn’t you say?”

Cat did not dignify this with a response. A raccoon emerged on the far bank, paused, and looked directly at him. Cat’s eyes narrowed. The raccoon thought better of it and vanished.

Basil smiled faintly. “Yes. I thought so.”

He leaned back, chair creaking companionably, and let his gaze follow the darkening river downstream toward the unseen bends of the Fish. Somewhere behind them, the house sat quiet and solid, lights low, content not to intrude.

“This,” Basil said at last, lifting the glass in a small, private toast, “is not home. But it is territory. And I find I no longer miss the former quite as much as I’m meant to.”

Cat’s tail flicked once, approval or dismissal impossible to tell.

Basil tamped the bowl with care, the practiced little ritual steadying his hands more than the gin ever could. He struck a match, let it bloom, and drew the flame down into the pipe. The 3 Old Men caught immediately—rich, civilized, faintly mischievous. He smiled despite himself.

“Mobile,” he said, exhaling a ribbon of smoke that drifted out over the water. “The Tinder Box there. Sold to me by a scruffy-looking Southern boy who knew precisely what he was about.” He nodded once, approving the memory. “Spoke of leaf the way a vintner speaks of soil. One does rather miss that—competence without theatre.”

Cat sat a few feet away, immobile, eyes glittering as the first true night creatures began to assert themselves. Something skittered. Something else croaked. The river took notes and said nothing.

“I had my English lovelies, of course,” Basil went on, as if continuing a conversation that had never stopped. “Girls with clever mouths and complicated hearts. Summer things. Autumn things. All quite beautiful, all quite unsuitable.” He drew again, slower this time. “We loved one another in the way one loves a season—intensely, and with the unspoken understanding that it must end.”

Cat’s whiskers twitched. A moth dared the lamplight that was not yet there.

“Marriage,” Basil said lightly, “would have ruined us all.”

He paused, then allowed the silence to stretch.

“Claire is… different.” The word landed softly, without flourish. “No riddles. No hedging. She loves me beyond all measure and—miracle of miracles—without complication. As though affection were not a negotiation but a fact.” He smiled into the bowl of the pipe. “Utterly innocent. And therefore devastating.”

The gin and tonic was finished now. Basil set the glass on the dock beside his chair and leaned back, pipe resting comfortably in his hand. The world felt rounder. Kinder.

At that moment, the automatic lights Bobby had installed came on—one by one among the trees—washing the yard in a cheerful, unapologetically modern glow. The dock brightened. The house behind them felt present without intruding. The forest accepted the light with good grace.

Cat blinked once, assessed the perimeter, and resumed his watch.

Basil regarded the scene—the river, the lights, the quiet—and released a final, contented plume of smoke.

“Well,” he said to no one in particular, “one does adapt.”

Basil let the pipe go out on its own. He did not relight it. Some thoughts, he had learned, were better left without ceremony.

“Robert,” he said quietly, using the name only he ever did.

Cat’s ears angled back—not in alarm, but attention. This was not small talk.

“Robert lives in a world that is, for all practical purposes, finished.” Basil folded his hands over the stem of the pipe and stared into the slow black water. “Not stagnant—no, no—but complete. God made the thing. The laws of physics, the rules of cause and effect, the moral order. All of it intelligible. Built to be understood by rational creatures, provided they behaved themselves and did the work.”

He smiled faintly. “It’s terribly reassuring, really. If you accept the Catechism, the universe stops being a mystery and becomes a syllabus.”

Cat watched a ripple on the surface. Something moved beneath. Something old.

“For Robert,” Basil went on, “the world may be difficult, but it is not treacherous. You can take its measure. You can orient yourself. You can act.” He paused. “And therefore, you can rest.”

The night insects grew louder, as if encouraged.

“My England,” Basil said at last, the words tasting different, “was never so obliging. We told ourselves it was permanent, but permanence was only ever a performance. Now the set has been struck, the script burned, and the understudies have seized the stage.” His mouth tightened. “Ignorant politicians. Moral cowards. People who mistake destruction for progress and call it virtue.”

Cat shifted, claws making a soft, almost affectionate sound against the wood.

“Everything I knew,” Basil said, “everything I was educated to defend—law, continuity, restraint, memory—has been betrayed. Not by enemies. By caretakers.” He shook his head once. “One can forgive malice. One cannot forgive stupidity in charge of a civilization.”

The automatic lights hummed faintly in the trees, steady and unapologetic. The dock stood firm. The river did what rivers have always done.

“I am a strategist,” Basil said softly. “And strategists must know when a position is lost.” He looked out toward the dark bends of the Fish River, where the water disappeared into forest and uncertainty. “There is no counteroffensive for England. Only evacuation—of loyalty, if not of body.”

He glanced at Cat then, one corner of his mouth lifting.

“Robert understands this,” he added. “He simply categorizes it differently. Where I see darkness, he sees a trial. Where I see collapse, he sees providence.” A beat. “Annoyingly effective, that.”

Cat’s tail flicked once. Agreement, perhaps. Or merely readiness.

Basil leaned back, letting the chair creak, and allowed the weight of the thought to settle.

“This place,” he said, gesturing vaguely at the lights, the river, the quiet competence of it all, “is not England. Thank God. It is… intelligible. Bounded. Governed.” He exhaled. “Robert would say that makes it moral.”

“I suppose,” Basil said, “that’s why I’m still here.”

-------------

Basil heard the car drive away—tires on gravel, a brief flare of headlights through the trees, then the sound receding down the drive. Miss Elizabeth’s car did not linger. It never needed to. She understood departures as well as arrivals.

The house exhaled.

Basil sat very still, pipe resting cold in his hand, eyes on the river where the lights fractured into trembling gold. The animals settled into their nocturnal arrangements. Cat resumed his patrol with seriousness. Beauregard made a small, satisfied sound somewhere behind them and lay down to sleep.

Basil waited.

The screen door opened without drama. Footsteps—unhurried, familiar—crossed the deck. Bobby Lee appeared carrying two glasses: an Old Fashioned for himself, dark and square shouldered, and a fresh gin and tonic for Basil, bright with lime.

He handed the gin over without comment, sat, and produced a Montecristo Churchill as if it had always been there. A match flared, then died. The cigar caught. Bobby leaned back.

They drank.

They smoked.

They did not speak.

The river continued its work. Insects tuned their instruments. The automatic lights held steady, content to illuminate without demanding admiration.

After a while, Basil spoke.

“I think,” he said, quietly enough that the night had to lean in, “that England is finished. Not theatrically—no banners, no catastrophe worth the history books. Just… undone. Unmade by small men with large opinions.” He rolled the glass between his palms. “Everything that once constrained us has been declared optional. Memory, manners, obligation. One cannot defend a civilization that no longer believes it exists.”

Bobby Lee took a sip of his drink, considered it, and nodded once. He drew on the Churchill, let the smoke settle, then spoke in the same even tone he used for weather and ordnance.

“In 1866,” he said, “my people said the same thing about the Confederacy.”

Basil turned slightly, surprised.

“They weren’t wrong,” Bobby went on. “The world they knew was gone. Laws changed. Flags came down. Men who’d buried brothers went home to farms that weren’t theirs anymore, towns burned to the ground.” He shrugged. “They mourned. They said it was all finished.”

He took another pull on the cigar.

“And then,” Bobby added, “they raised children. Built churches. Planted gardens. Figured out how to live in what was left.”

Basil was quiet.

“They never stopped loving what they’d lost,” Bobby said. “But they learned the difference between loving something and living somewhere.” He glanced out at the river. “One of those keeps you alive.”

The night accepted this without comment.

Basil lifted his glass, drained it, and set it down carefully. “You do have an infuriating way of turning tragedy into logistics, Robert.”

Bobby smiled faintly. “Habit.”

They sat again in companionable silence—two men, an old river, and a house that asked nothing of them at all.

Bobby leaned back in his chair, the Churchill glowing faintly as he drew on it, then dimming again like a patient star. He didn’t look at Basil when he spoke. He looked at the river.

“You know what it is we actually serve,” he said at last. “It isn’t the Old South as it really was. That place was rougher. Meaner. More compromised than the stories admit.” He paused, considering. “Truth is, it never quite existed the way people remember it.”

Basil’s eyes stayed forward, but his attention sharpened.

“What survived,” Bobby continued, “was the idea of it. The Lost Cause. A myth, sure. But myths have a way of carrying an underlying truth forward when reality fails.” He gestured faintly toward the dark trees, the quiet house, the orderly lights. “Funny thing is, it’s only now—after everything else has been surrendered—that the thing becomes real.”

He turned then, fixing Basil with a calm, steady look.

“All the rest has been ceded to the barbarians,” Bobby said without heat. “Institutions. Cities. Nations that forgot what they were for.” He took another sip of his drink. “But here? In Dixie? The spark’s still alive. Faith. Memory. Order. People who know what they’re willing to stand for and what they’re willing to endure.”

The river slid past, indifferent and eternal.

Bobby tilted his head slightly. “Your people watched the Continent fall once. Nazis rolling over Europe like a tide. And still—some of you held. Some of you endured. How does an Englishman with that blood ever truly surrender to despair?”

For a moment, Basil said nothing.

Then he leaned forward, setting his empty glass down with deliberate care.

“I won’t,” he said grimly. The words were quiet, but they carried weight. “Not while I draw breath. Despair is a luxury of people who believe someone else will do the fighting for them.” His jaw set, eyes bright now with something fierce and unmistakable. “I may mourn. I may remember. But I will never give up.”

The night seemed to pause, as if listening.

Bobby’s mouth curved into a slow, genuine smile. Not amusement. Recognition.

“Good,” he said simply. “Because neither will we.”

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They sat there then—two men from bygone worlds, smoke curling upward into the Alabama night, the river moving steadily on—unbowed, unbroken, and very much not finished.

Cat had not moved during the men’s exchange.

Neither had Beauregard.

But both had heard everything.

They always did.

Beauregard spoke first—not aloud, never aloud—his mind steady as a gun carriage set on firm ground.

The men have named it correctly, he said. Loss acknowledged. Ground chosen. Duty accepted. That is enough.

Cat’s eyes glinted toward the treeline where something slunk and then reconsidered its life choices.

Enough is never enough, Cat replied, his thought sharp, quick, alive with heat. Enough is how you lose inch by inch while congratulating yourself on dignity.

Beauregard regarded the river, patient even in thought.

And yet, he answered calmly, panic wins nothing. You hold what can be held. You build where building is possible. You do not burn the house because the world is on fire.

Cat’s tail lashed once.

On the dock, Bobby Lee and Basil sat in companionable silence, smoke drifting upward, the lights steady in the trees. The house behind them rested—secure, unapologetic, held.

They are choosing ground, Cat said finally. Not retreat.

Precisely, Beauregard replied. This is not despair. This is consolidation.

Cat watched the darkness beyond the lights, measuring distances no one else could see.

Good, he said. Then when the time comes, there will be something left worth defending.

There always is, he thought. If men of will remember who they are.

The animals returned to their vigil—one calm as bedrock, the other sharp as flame—guarding not just the house, but the resolve that had quietly taken root there.

A deep, rolling chuckle echoed in Beauregard’s mind—a sound like distant thunder remembered fondly.

I do still find it amusing, he said, warmth threaded through the thought, that you instructed me to place my entire, dignified body directly in front of a superheated cooling duct.

Cat’s eyes narrowed slightly, though his mouth—if cats could be said to have mouths for such things—curved in satisfaction.

You executed the maneuver perfectly, Cat replied. Textbook obedience under fire.

Obedience, Beauregard repeated, amused. Is not the word I would have chosen.

He continued anyway, memory brightening.

There I was—holding position like a stone wall—while you snapped the thermal alarm fiber optic cables with what I can only describe as unseemly and toothy enthusiasm. When the alarms failed and the core realized it was dying… He paused, savoring it. A very satisfactory explosion.

Cat’s tail flicked once, proud.

Most people build lairs assuming no one will be foolish enough to block the obvious, Cat said. They never account for a basset hound with orders and conviction.

Beauregard’s laughter returned, quieter now, contented.

As long as Bobby and Basil remain, he said, the old causes cannot die. Memory, faith, order—those things persist so long as men are willing to live them.

Cat’s gaze shifted to the darkness beyond the lights, where the woods thickened and the night pressed close.

And as long as we remain, Cat replied, his thought burning clean and sharp, the new villainies will not enjoy longevity.

Beauregard settled, confidence restored to its customary calm.

An acceptable result, he said.

On the dock, Bobby Lee and Basil sat without speaking, the animals' conversation utterly inaudible to them, smoke drifting upward, drinks cooling in their hands. Behind them, the house stood firm. Around them, the night held.

And within it all—old loyalties endured, and new evils learned to fear the light.

In all of it—quietly, stubbornly—what was good in God’s creation had not merely survived. It had thrived.

Two men, older now but still unmistakably men, sat in the dusk with the ease of those who had been tested and found sufficient. They loved their women fiercely, not as ornament or habit, but as men were meant to love: with protection, provision, steadiness, and joy in the giving. Their strength was not loud. It did not need to be. It was reliable, which is rarer.

Nearby, a cat kept watch—ruthless, precise, a creature of clean instincts and unblinking judgment. He asked no permission of the night and offered no mercy to what threatened the perimeter. He was what he was, without apology, and the world was safer for it.

At his side, a basset hound lay heavy with contentment, his heart a reservoir of loyal love. He did not scheme or strike. He endured. He held ground. He loved because love was his nature, and that, too, was a form of courage.

And away from the river, away from the lights, two women moved through the Alabama night—one getting ready for bed in Fairhope, the other driving across the Causeway into Mobile. They lived without hurry. Their shoulders were relaxed. Their thoughts were their own. They carried beauty within them because they knew—without doubt—that the men who loved them would bend heaven and earth to give them a world where beauty could be nurtured.

This was not nostalgia.

It was not myth.

It was natural order kept in small, human measure.

It was creation doing what it was designed to do when allowed to breathe.

The river flowed.

The lights held steady.

And somewhere between faith and ferocity, loyalty and love, the good flourished and thrived, quietly alive in the care of those who would not abandon it.

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Stop Thinking Like A Westerner

 ... when trying to understand the Islamic world.

Two data points.


These are Islamic goons patrolling the streets of Shahsavar, Iran.

I read some long-winded analysis of the state of the Rial and why this means doom for the Mullahs, but does it really? If Allah promises you unlimited, fantastic sex in the afterlife in exchange for you fighting for his cause, is the lack of pay going to keep you at home?

How did that work out in Libya or with ISIS?

We keep trying to apply Western macroeconomics and behavioral science to a society that is entirely based on what is essentially a primer for life as a 7th Century desert warlord and his crew. Then we end up surprised that the foreign exchange rate didn't have much of an effect on the zealots.

Things certainly seem bleak for the dudes in black robes and flea-infested beards and I'd really like to see them all whacked, but who knows where this will go even if the Ayatollah buys the farm?


Monday, January 12, 2026

Word Of The Day: Autopoietic

 Autopoietic (from Greek auto, "self," and poiesis, "creation") describes systems, especially living organisms, that continuously produce and maintain themselves by creating and regenerating their own components and boundaries through self-referential processes, essentially meaning they are "self-creating" or "self-making."

A human system that is Autopoietic cannot be changed by outside information. It is impervious to data. Here are four examples.

ONE. The MSM is only obliquely covering the uprisings in Iran.

The Western liberal media is ignoring the Iranian uprising because explaining it would force an admission it is desperate to avoid: the Iranian people are rebelling against Islam itself, and that fact shatters the moral framework through which these institutions understand the world.

Ideally, to cover an uprising is not just to show crowds and slogans. It requires answering a basic question: why are people risking death? In Iran, the answer is simple and unavoidable. The people are rising up because the Islamic Republic of Iran has spent decades suffocating every aspect of life—speech, work, family, art, women, and economic survival—under a clerical system that treats liberty as a crime. There is no way to tell that story without confronting the nature of the regime.

Western media refuses to do so because it has fundamentally misunderstood Islam. Or worse, it has chosen not to understand it.

Islam, in Western progressive discourse, has been racialized. It is treated not as a belief system or a political ideology, but as a stand-in for race or ethnicity. Criticizing Islam is framed as an attack on “brown people,” Arabs, or “the Middle East,” as if Islam were a skin color rather than a doctrine...

By treating Islam as a racial identity rather than an ideology, Western media strips millions of people of their ability to reject it. Iranian protesters become unintelligible. Their rebellion cannot be processed without breaking the rule that Islam must not be criticized. So instead of listening to Iranians, the media speaks over them—or ignores them entirely.

TWO. Europe is completely misreading the moment and its place in the world.

Europe has a serious military problem for which it has no solution: Ukraine. Eager to satisfy Joe Biden, they launched into a rhetorical escalation of support for Zelensky to the end and, logically, of confrontation with the Kremlin, without having the will or ability to deliver on their promises. Without the United States—and Zelensky knows this well—Ukraine is lost. But E.U. leaders keep talking as if they are ready to launch us into World War III, except that they have neither the weapons nor the soldiers to wage it. But instead of seeking a de-escalation in rhetoric and accepting the inevitable, that only Donald Trump could force a peace agreement, however painful it might be for Ukraine, Europe continues to jump on the bandwagon of bellicosity, putting fear into its population and painting apocalyptic scenarios but little else.

THREE. European green energy plans, now well underway, ignored the fragility of the system they were building.

This narrowing of the energy supply down to a single energy carrier (electricity) was called “sector coupling.” This sector coupling was propagated and celebrated by the “Green high priests” as a sustainable model for the future. Originally, it was an attempt to correct the weakness of renewable energies, which lead to unusable surpluses during periods of high wind and solar production. These useless surpluses were intended to be pushed into the heating and vehicle sectors after storage...

(T)he attack in Berlin demonstrates to us that such an energy system, based solely on electricity, is highly vulnerable. We are learning that when the power fails, the heat supply also fails—at least when it is supposed to be generated by heat pumps. And to make matters worse, we are learning that in freezing temperatures, heat pumps face total loss due to bursting pipes.

FOUR. Minnesota's Somali looting shows the systemic failure of self-interested NGOs.

Autopoietic systems lose the capacity for the environment to redefine their purpose. Inputs still arrive, but they are reinterpreted until they are compatible with the system’s existing outputs. Feedback loops close. Contradictions are absorbed. External signals stop producing corrective changes in internal behavior.

At that point, the system is no longer adaptive relative to its original purpose. It becomes self-referential. It is capable of internally justified expansion without reference to external success.

That’s a long-winded way to explain that none of these institutions were lying in the usual sense. They were maintaining equilibrium.

This is the key point: autopoiesis becomes pathological when stability is prioritized over external correction.

The system no longer asks, Is this true?

 It asks, Is this compatible with what we already produce?

Now we tie in Helen Andrews' excellent essay, The Great Feminization. I spent a little time with AI this morning asking it to summarize what was common to all four examples above. Here's what we decided.

The Deeper Unifying Insight

Across all four:

1. Institutions confuse moral posture with competence

Virtue signaling replaces results.

2. Feedback loops close

Bad outcomes do not trigger reform — they trigger narrative adjustment.

3. Dissent is either absorbed or erased

Never allowed to invalidate the system.

4. Stability is prioritized over truth

Even when stability accelerates long-term failure.

5. External reality becomes an enemy

Reality is dangerous because it can falsify internal logic.

That sounds exactly like our diocese' synodal processes and endless support for the "migrants" at the expense of the American "marginalized." The contradiction involved is denied or dismissed. Since our synodal process is deeply and pathologically feminine, fitting into Helen's thesis perfectly, how about these four examples. Do they fit as well?

The Unifying Move Andrews Makes

Andrews explains autopoietic institutional failure as the downstream effect of demographic feminization combined with legal–bureaucratic enforcement of feminine group norms.

In other words:

The systems described earlier did not become self-referential by accident or ideology alone.

They became so because the dominant mode of conflict resolution, truth evaluation, and legitimacy production inside them fundamentally changed.

She identifies the Great Feminization as the force that reoriented institutions away from:

  • truth-seeking
  • adversarial testing
  • rule-bound process
  • outcome-based evaluation

and toward:

  • consensus maintenance
  • emotional validation
  • narrative safety
  • cohesion over correction

That shift is precisely what produces the closed feedback loops you identified earlier.

Bingeaux, as we say on the bayou.

Men and women, male and female, are complimentary. Both are necessary. When only one dominates, you get things like the Germans moving to nothing but electricity, the Minnesotans handing their ATM cards to the Somalis and delusions about European militaries and Iranian uprisings.

To borrow from an old post of mine ...

Does God have a plan, a template, an objective moral structure for sex or not? If not, why not? How did He manage to overlook our strongest evolutionary motivating force?

If He does have an objective moral structure for sex, why is it different than what JPII laid out in Theology of the Body?

BOOM.
"I'll just leave this little pamphlet here. You may read it at your leisure ..."

Theology of the Body is about more than just the horizontal monkey dance. It's also about our need for the mental and emotional outlook provided by the other sex. Remove one or the other and you end up with a real mess, one which cannot self-correct.