Sunday, May 31, 2009

EyeClops BioniCam Second Test

Well, I'm growing less pleased with my BioniCam. Momma Daisy was nice enough to hold still while I photographed her petals. Here's one at 100x.

I can't tell if this is Jupiter or a Gerber Daisy.

Here's one at 200x.

You can see some of the structure of the petal, but it's kind of hard to make out.

The BioniCam is a serviceable and very inexpensive device for getting magnified photos, you just have to acknowledge its limitations. It's really designed for photographing objects that are held perfectly still on a flat surface where you can take the time to focus properly. Despite the way it is advertised, it's not the kind of thing you would carry around with you on a hike for quick and easy photos.

So Now What Happens to Ford?

Now that Chrysler and GM have become state enterprises, what's to prevent the government and unions colluding together to bring Ford into the fold? First off, there are lots of benefits to the unions. Since Chrysler and GM are government industries, Congress has an interest in running them to the benefit of the unions. Dig this. GM makes lots of money on the cars it builds outside of the US.
Almost lost among the momentous events of the GM denouement are the international trade implications. GM, of course, is a multinational company. In 2008, according to GM's annual 10-K report, GM made almost half of its $148 billion in revenue outside of the United States.
Err, make that they made lots of money on cars they used to build outside the US.
GM had recently informed Congress that it planned to produce roughly 50,000 subcompacts per year in China to sell in the U.S market in the near future. However, on Thursday, UAW President Ron Gettelfinger said that GM had agreed not to import the cars from China and to produce them in the United States instead as part of its deal with the UAW.
Because they're now bankrolled by anyone holding a dollar in their hands*, there's no reason to make decisions based on profits. Instead, they will make decisions based on political forces. After the unions and the state consume and digest GM and Chrysler, they'll begin to eye Ford hungrily. When they see Ford do things not in the interests of the unions, laws will be passed, marketing budgets increased, and all manner of tricks will be played to crush Ford and bring them under the control of the state.

Because that's what fascists do.

We're all Peronists now.

* - Lots of people are making the mistake of claiming that taxpayers will be supporting these companies. That is errant nonsense. The deficit is being funded to a large part by the Fed. They are printing money out of thin air to pay the bills. As they do so, they are inflating away the value of the dollar. Anyone holding dollars or dollar-denominated investments will be paying for this.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Link of the Day

This one goes to our Pater of Prowling. If it doesn't put a smile on your face, then you must be dead.

There's Hope

... that the Washington Post might yet understand what's happening and call it to the attention of all. They've got an editorial out today questioning the wisdom of our takeover of GM. Here are some tidbits with a little commentary.
So how did we get from there to here? Here, according to media accounts this week, is an imminent transformation of General Motors into a government-owned company, infused with upward of $50 billion in federal money. The United States will accept stock in lieu of the cash the company owes, and Washington -- that is, you, the taxpayer -- will become the owner of 70 percent of the new GM.
You the taxpayer may be the owner, but you'll have no more say in it than the residents of Buenos Aires did when the Argentine government took over various businesses. All will be handled within the palace of el presidente.
When might the company stand on its own, to paraphrase Mr. Obama? When would the government exit the stage?
Never and never. If they wanted to spin the thing off, they'd get it making a profit as soon as possible. That would mean big cars and low wages for the union. That's the exact opposite of what they're doing.
But is a massive, unbounded federal commitment to a company that evidently still can attract no private capital really the only option? It doesn't take much imagination to forecast the political pressures that will buffet the government-as-auto-executive.
They're not concerned about these political pressures, they're counting on them. With much of the industrial midwest in thrall to the government after this takeover, they can hand out goodies to their supporters.
When the Bush administration first assessed its unpalatable options, Congress played an active and constructive role. Where are the legislators now?
They're licking their chops, baby. If you thought Michelle Obama's gig where she doubled her pay after her husband was elected to the Senate was sweet, just imagine the vast patronage that will be possible now. Family members eight levels removed will be able to get cushy jobs in auto parts manufacturers three layers removed from the government-controlled company. Just try tracking those down and accusing people of corruption.

Look, this is no accident. Obama is a fascist and this is what fascists do. They do it on purpose, too, to get just these kinds of results. Given a few more editorial sessions, the Washington Post might just stumble onto the truth.

Here's hoping.

We're all Peronists now.

EyeClops BioniCam First Test

At the recommendation of the Puppy Blender several months ago, I bought the EyeClops USB camera / magnifying glass from Amazon at a huge discount after Christmas. I bought the Planet Earth USB Microscope at the same time which turned out to be a huge fail. I'm happy to say that the EyeClops is significantly better.

Here is a photo of my jeans at 100x magnification taken with the EyeClops.


Since I didn't read (or keep) the manual, it took some thrashing around to get the sequence of button-pushings correct, but in the end it took a decent photo.

Now on to botanical photos! Hurrah! More details on the EyeClops BioniCam later.

Seth Green Layin It Down For His Homies

I love it!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Death to ... Potatoes?!?

Thanks to a tweet by our Court Jester, we were turned on to this little bit of nuttiness. Apparently, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is handing out free spuds to voters right before the Iranian elections.
The Government is handing out 400,000 tonnes of free spuds in rural towns. It says that it is merely distributing the surplus from a bumper crop, but Mr Ahmadinejad’s opponents accuse it of bribing the poor. “Death to potatoes,” they chant at rallies.
What's with these people? How does everything have to end up in a chant of "Death to ______!" What kind of conversations do they have?
Iranian 1: Man, today was a bad day on the road. It took me 30 minutes to get home.

Iranian 2: I know what you mean. Death to traffic! Did I tell you about how my insurance company accidentally billed me for my doctor's visit?

Iranian 1: No, really? Death to insurance!

Iranian 2: I hear you. Well, I gotta run. Going bowling tonight.

Together: Death to the pins!
Death to potatoes. Maybe they're doing this to make themselves too difficult to parody. Ya think?

Today's Dose of Debt Porn

... comes partially from the USA Today of all things.
Taxpayers are on the hook for an extra $55,000 a household to cover rising federal commitments made just in the past year for retirement benefits, the national debt and other government promises, a USA TODAY analysis shows.

The 12% rise in red ink in 2008 stems from an explosion of federal borrowing during the recession, plus an aging population driving up the costs of Medicare and Social Security.

That's the biggest leap in the long-term burden on taxpayers since a Medicare prescription drug benefit was added in 2003.

The latest increase raises federal obligations to a record $546,668 per household in 2008, according to the USA TODAY analysis. That's quadruple what the average U.S. household owes for all mortgages, car loans, credit cards and other debt combined.
We are the ones we've been waiting for to pay the debt because the rest of the world has had enough.
For the first time since another Democrat occupied the White House, investors from Beijing to Zurich are challenging a president’s attempts to revive the economy with record deficit spending. Fifteen years after forcing Bill Clinton to abandon his own stimulus plans, the so-called bond vigilantes are punishing Barack Obama for quadrupling the budget shortfall to $1.85 trillion. By driving up yields on U.S. debt, they are also threatening to derail Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke’s efforts to cut borrowing costs for businesses and consumers.
Dave Ramsey, please call your office!

Someone Isn't Going To Be Invited To The Fashionable Cocktail Parties Any More

... and our Precentor of Measurements has the scoop.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Catholic Church Oppresses Women!

... but not as much as the secular world does. You see, we don't kill them. Our buddy Scipio makes this point as he dissects the traditional feminist complaints about the Catholic Church.

Take a look at abortion. The Catholic Church calls it murder, yet our feminist calls it ‘oppression of women.’ There have been 44,000,000 abortions in the US since Roe in 1973. Around 22,000,000 of these have been females. And nothing so oppresses a female as murdering her. The Church has been one of a few voices—the others being Islam, conservative Protestant Christianity and Orthodox Judaism— defending the rights of all those unborn girls. All those 22,000,000 slaughtered females, never to grow up to be oppressed by the Church—or for that matter, to be indoctrinated into the joys of radical feminism.
Lucky for them, those dead girls won't ever have to suffer through the male hegemony of a world where the Catholic Church is allowed to exist.

WannaSmile?

Then go visit this site regularly. It has fun things like this.

Using the F-word

Thomas Sowell, no one's idea of a wild-eyed loon, uses the dreaded "F" word.



We're all Peronists now.

The Rope to Hang Yourself

The Puppy Blender linked to an NRO piece which linked to a Catholic Online article about Islam in Rotterdam. While it's badly written and badly edited, perhaps by people for whom English is a second language, it shows what a generation or two of multiculturalism and secularism have done to the Dutch.

They're screwed. A single example illustrates the problem.
Chris Ripke is a well-known artist in the city. His studio is near a mosque in Insuindestraat. Shocked in 2004 by the murder of director Theo Van Gogh by an Dutch Islamist, Chris decided to paint an angel on wall of his studio and the biblical commandment "Gij zult niet doden," thou shalt not kill. His neighbors at the mosque found the words "offensive," and called the mayor of Rotterdam at the time, the liberal Ivo Opstelten. The mayor ordered the police to erase the painting, because it was "racist." Wim Nottroth, a television journalist, camped out on the spot in protest. The police arrested him, and his film was destroyed. Ephimenco did the same in his own window: "I put up a big white sheet with the biblical commandment. Photographers came, and the radio. If you can no longer write 'do not kill' in this country, then you are saying that we are all in prison. It is like apartheid, whites living with whites and blacks with blacks. There is a great chill. Islamism wants to change the structure of the country." For Ephimenco, part of the problem is the de-Christianization of society. "When I arrived here, during the 1960's, religion was dying, a unique event in Europe, a collective de-Christianization. Then the Muslims brought religion back to the center of social life. Aided by the anti-Christian elite."
Civilization arises from married families. They pay the taxes, raise the productive members of the next generation and provide stability for society. Whatever its warts, Islam has married families. The secular Dutch have this:


Live it up, boys and girls. Your time is running out.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I'm Investing in PPG

... because the demand for paint will skyrocket, thanks to our brilliant new Energy Secretary!
President Obama's energy adviser has suggested all the world's roofs should be painted white as part of efforts to slow global warming.

Professor Steven Chu, the US Energy Secretary, said the unusual proposal would mean homes in hot countries would save energy and money on air conditioning by deflecting the sun's rays.

More pale surfaces could also slow global warming by reflecting heat into space rather than allowing it to be absorbed by dark surfaces where it is trapped by greenhouse gases and increases temperatures.
Why stop there? Let's eliminate everything dark! Dark animals, dark leaves, dark dirt, it's all got to go!

Paint! Paint is the answer! Paint for all you're worth!

Leading by example, the brilliant Steven Chu has painted all of his upward-facing body surfaces white in order to prevent global warming!

Caption the Photo!

... I've got one of these things going on over at TwitPic. Come on by and leave your comic thoughts or just read what others have done.

If Argentina Can Nationalize 401(k)s, Why Not Us?

... because we may need to in order to continue "private" investment in chosen favored partially-nationalized certain companies.

First off, we have that problem of greedy bondholders again.
GM, propped up by $19.4 billion in emergency U.S. loans, will file for bankruptcy protection after failing to get 90 percent of bondholders to swap their debt, Chief Executive Officer Fritz Henderson has said. The exchange offer was opposed by both institutional and individual investors, who said they’ve been treated worse than a union retiree-medical fund.

“The offer probably cost them more to print out than the offer is worth,” Gary Thomas, a retired auto mechanic vicious, greedy tycoon and GM bondholder, said in a telephone interview from Kingston, Tennessee, before the results were announced.
Corrections mine. The People have spoken, Gary. You need to pay your Fair Share.

Next, we have investors as a whole reconsidering the deal.
"There are a number of creditors that are not happy with the preferential treatment afforded to the United Auto Workers at the seeming expense of creditors," said John Lonski, chief economist for Moody's Investors Service ...

The GM and Chrysler bankruptcies may be unique situations in a long-politicized industry, but they also could mark "a new period of uncertainty for the debt recoveries of favored-political-class companies," Garman said in his report.
It's getting harder and harder to find investors for these kinds of firms.
As GM teeters toward a bankruptcy filing and Chrysler attempts to restructure in bankruptcy court, the Obama administration is offering most of the recovery value of those companies to "a favored political class, in this case the United Auto Workers, leaving creditors with very slender debt recoveries," Christopher Garman, founder of Garman Research in Orinda, California, said in a report released late on Friday ...

To gauge whether those cases have made debtholders wary of other companies with so-called favored political classes, Garman compared spreads, or bonds' extra yields over U.S. Treasury yields, for companies with collective bargaining agreements with the high-yield bond market as a whole.

While the two performed in line with each other since 2003, they diverged sharply in February, with spreads on companies with organized labor gapping nearly 11 percentage points higher than the market as a whole, according to Garman's research.
Wait a minute! That's not working out well at all. It's clear that Amerikkka (thanks, Rev. Wright!) is filled with reactionary forces that are struggling to prevent the president from ushering in a glorious, new paradise.

You dirty private investors just aren't putting enough money into our new private-public partnership companies (or those we are about to sieze cooperate with). Our fellow Peronists in Argentina recently took control over all private retirement accounts to better, er, manage them. We may need to as well.

We're all Peronists now.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Art Car

I've got a friend who drives this beauty.


Would it be cool to pull up to work in that or what?

I Probably Didn't Need to Post This

We're flooding the world with debt as we spend, spend, spend.
The US Treasury is facing an ordeal by fire this week as it tries to sell $100bn (£62bn) of bonds to a deeply sceptical market amid growing fears of a sovereign bond crisis in the Anglo-Saxon world ...

The US is not alone in facing a deficit crisis. Governments worldwide have to raise some $6 trillion in debt this year, with huge demands in Japan and Europe. Kyle Bass from the US fund Hayman Advisors said the markets were choking on debt.

"There isn't enough capital in the world to buy the new sovereign issuance required to finance the giant fiscal deficits that countries are so intent on running. There is simply not enough money out there," he said. "If the US loses control of long rates, they will not be able to arrest asset price declines. If they print too much money, they will debase the dollar and cause stagflation.
Sounds like we'll need another Stimuloid Porkgasm™ to deal with this!

Oh, and by the way, we're flooding the world with debt as we spend, spend, spend.
China has warned a top member of the US Federal Reserve that it is increasingly disturbed by the Fed's direct purchase of US Treasury bonds.

Richard Fisher, president of the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank, said: "Senior officials of the Chinese government grilled me about whether or not we are going to monetise the actions of our legislature."

"I must have been asked about that a hundred times in China. I was asked at every single meeting about our purchases of Treasuries. That seemed to be the principal preoccupation of those that were invested with their surpluses mostly in the United States," he told the Wall Street Journal.
At least Rick's got his finger on the real problem.
"This situation is of your own creation. When you berate your representatives or senators or presidents for the mess we are in, you are really berating yourself. You elect them," he said.
Us.

This Made Me Laugh

... but then, I have a silly sense of humor sometimes.

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Some (Borrowed) Thoughts on Happiness

Our Nun of the Above posted about happiness on her blog. Here's a tiny excerpt that rang true for me.
  • Happiness has very little to do with income or social position.

  • Happiness has everything to do with relationships.

  • Just because someone is behaving a particular way at one point in their life doesn't mean they'll continue to act that way throughout the remaining years--either for good or bad.

  • Perhaps the greatest inhibitor of happiness is ease and lethargy.

  • Don't count someone out, we all mature and progress at different speeds.
Read the whole thing.