Look, I get it. Miss America is a horrible thing. It's a beauty pageant where women compete to see which one is the most attractive. They wear evening gowns and they used to wear swimsuits. As I understand it, the swimsuits have been replaced by recitations of Soviet poetry, but I'm not sure about that. Anyway, we simply can't abide women showing themselves to be soft and beautiful and worthy of protection.
At the same time, actress Michelle Williams is the bees' knees. Or is that bee's knees? Is there one bee or are there several? Hmm. Another insolvable riddle.
Where was I?
Oh, right, Michelle Williams. Michelle received a Golden Globe for her portrayal of some broad in some movie. Since I do my best to avoid modern cinema, I have no idea what it was. In her acceptance speech, however, she mentioned how awesome it was that she'd had an abortion, allowing her to pursue the role and win the statue.
If you're keeping score at home, women in swimsuits are bad, actresses slaying their children for statues is good.
Meanwhile, porn is awesome. If you recommend that men voluntarily avoid it, you are roundly criticized. Given that some of the most popular porn shows violence against women, we can modify our equation to the following.
Women in swimsuits are bad, actresses slaying their children for statues is good, getting off to videos of women getting their butts kicked is fine.
If you're waiting for any of this to make sense, you've got a long wait ahead of you. As I posted previously, with the fences down the only thing stopping us from engaging in previously unacceptable behavior are the marks on the ground where the fences used to be.
Welcome to moral chaos.
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| Jethro, I do believe that dilapidated fence isn't going to stop the herd running wild. |
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