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Tuesday, June 01, 2021

Canine Mind Control

 ... is a real thing.

Wife kitteh and I have been lethargic lately. Our get up and go has got up and went. It's understandable that this could happen to one of us, but to both? That's suspicious.

I started to wonder who benefits from us wanting to lay around all day. Then it hit me. The smaller Catican Guard, Lily, that's who! Just look at her, doing what she loves best.


It's my sincere belief that she has developed powers of mind control and is using them to keep us in a state of stupefied sloth so she can cuddle with us wherever we sit or lay. She's not a big fan of going for walks. What she really wants to do is eat treats and then snuggle up with you. With us mesmerized into incapacitated tranquility, she has everything she wants.

Diabolical.

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