These Headlines Always Make Me Think

... just what did they think was going to happen?

The death toll went up. Well, yes, it's going to do that. Imagine what happens if it goes the other way.

Billy Bob: Hey, Wayne, look at Jessie!

Wayne: Well, I'll be! Doc Johnson said he was stone cold dead and that was over an hour ago! Looks like he's doing fine.

Billy Bob: Hey, he's asking for something. Maybe he's hungry.

Wayne: What's he saying?

Jessie: Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnssssss.

Billy Bob: Y'all want some brains, Jessie?

Jessie: Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnssssss.

Wayne: Sorry, man, we ain't got no brains. Say, Billy Bob, do they still have those hog brains down at Wilson's meat market?

Billy Bob: I dunno. Maybe. Want me to go check?

Jessie: Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnssssss.

Wayne: Yeah, I think you oughta. Jessie looks powerful hungry. Don't worry, Jessie. Billy Bob is heading down to Wilson's to get you some brains. Want some eggs with that?

Jessie: Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnssssss.

Billy Bob: Wayne, throw me your keys. My truck's just about out of gas.

(tosses keys)

Wayne: Get me some beef jerky while you're there, would ya? Wilson's beef jerky is the best.

Billy Bob: No problem. Want a Moon Pie, too?

Jessie: Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnssssss.

Wayne: You bet! Better hurry. Jessie looks really hungry! And get a case of Budweiser, OK?

Billy Bob: Of course!