The Perfect Supreme Court Nominee

... would be a biker dude.

We tried the boy scout and that didn't work. The progressives are now accusing Brett Kavanaugh of running a gang rape ring in college. They know this because their witness went to 10 parties where this happened. After 9, she still wasn't sure if she saw a pattern or not, you see.

Just like all of the other accusations, it's impossible to disprove since there are no witnesses, no times, no dates, no locations and it happened over 30 years ago. As Frau Hirano (D-Hawaiian Reich) might say, "He has no right to a prezumption of innozence! He is a Jew! Err, a man! Yes, he's a man!"

Since being a good guy is worthless, we might as well start nominating people who listen to the accusations and respond, "That was nothing! You should see what I did with a pool cue at the Black Cat Bar!" And then he whips out his phone and shows videos of unspeakable acts.

Rich Lowry made this point with considerably more aplomb (and got paid more for it) here.

(T)he dark view of our politics that has driven the Trump phenomenon for three years now is impossible to gainsay. Who can watch the frenzied assault on Brett Kavanaugh and say that it’s wrong?

Yep. The answer is to find someone so awful that you can't claim they did anything worse than what they really did.

Once we get to that point, we might talk about the issues.

Nahhhhhh.

"I have witnesses that claim you beat two men senseless on the night of April 4, 1995!"
"That's outrageous! It was three men."
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