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Thursday, September 27, 2018

BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh May Be A Homophobic Werewolf

This may be the most serious charge yet. NBC has a blood-stained letter with copious amounts of wolf hair inside from an unnamed source that has no details, but some experts find it credible.
You can trust him. Someone is pointing an expensive camera at his face and he's wearing a cool jacket.
Don't get carried away with this. He may just have an early stage of lycanthropy. More reports as events unfold.

Another factor to consider is that many of the same people who use so-called "biology" to dismiss the existence of werewolves also use that so-called "science" to claim that babies come from the union of one man and one woman. Some experts say that it's possible that Brett Kavanaugh is a homophobic werewolf.

2 comments:

  1. Wait! Aren't "furries" and/or "otherkin" Oppressed Minorities Who Can Do No Wrong?

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  2. That was last month. Please try to keep up.

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