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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Colbert I. King Gets 10% Off at Red Lobster

... because if he didn't, he'd write editorials like this one, claiming they were racists instead.

Hey, it may be stupid, but it's a living.

2 comments:

  1. That's pretty weak. Why didn't he go the whole way? "Those same faces were operating the gas chambers at Auschwitz, torturing heretics during the inquisition, burning witches in the Middle Ages, and pounding nails into Christ's hands and feet."

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  2. And starving 60,000,000 Chinese as well!

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