Dear TiVo,
We have tried to tell you time and time again that we want to watch NFL football games. We have given it the "thumbs up" designation and repeatedly recorded games. Today, when we came home from church, we found you recording "The Planet's Funniest Animals" on Animal Planet and not recording the Giants-49ers game.
We would like to make this perfectly clear.
RECORD THE !%^!#&!#!^&@%^ NFL FOOTBALL GAMES, YOU @#&@^&*@&*( MORON!!!
Sincerely,
K T Cat and Jacob the Syrian Hamster
My Latin is a little rusty, but I think "TiVo" may actually be an acronym for "(Your only hope is to) Go to Saturday evening Mass, instead."
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