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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A Joyous Day for the Feline Theocracy!

Let the tuna be placed in the crystal goblets and let the catnip be strewn about the floor with great vigor! Today is a joyous day in the Feline Theocracy! Two new members join the ranks of the converted.


First, we have Starling Hunter from The Business of America is Business. He is hereby granted the title, Chancellor of the Exchequer for the Feline Theocracy. His business blog has insightful commentary and links to fascinating posts from around the business world.

Secondly, we are proud to welcome Zeus the cat into our flock. His blog, The Zeus Excuse is among the finest cat-authored blogs on the Internet. Zeus is named our Holy Missionary to the Polytheistic.

The Official Artist of the Theocracy, Justin, produced this handsome graphic. Feel free to use it on your blog if you'd like.


Best wishes from The Scratching Post, both of you. Thanks for the links and kind words you've given us. We'll be including your blogs in our upcoming This Week in the Theocracy posts. It will be published as soon as its author, our loyal beadle Jacob the Syrian Hamster, stops writing posts about Marques Colston.

Three members of the Theocracy are being given emeriti status. When the rapture comes, they will still be given seats on comfy sofas with sunbeams and tuna in gratitude for their great service in the past. They are our Anchoress, our Grand Almoner of England and Heidi whose name remains on the protected list.

If you're curious, the nature and purpose of the Feline Theocracy is given here.

4 comments:

  1. Congrats to the two newest members! They should be proud to join the ranks with esteemed members like KT Cat and Mother Superior of the Holy Order of Ocean Whitefish.

    I pledge allegiance to the Feline Theocracy!

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  2. I am truly honored, and I accept my new position and title with great respect. It will be a tough job recruiting more followers, but I intend to do it with the grace of the Almighty Tuna behind me.

    May the love and grace of the Almighty Tuna be with you all.

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  3. Did someone say tuna? AMEN!

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  4. Welcome to the Feline Theocracy, Zeus and Starling Hunter.

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