Jihadist Car Commercials

I usually don't post this much, but as a Syrian (hamster) I felt the need to comment on this one. Thanks to the splendid blog, The Business of America is Business, we have discovered a news article about a Columbus, Ohio auto dealership that is trying to run jihadist radio commercials. It's fabulous!

In the spot, Keith Dennis of Dennis Mitsubishi talks about "launching a jihad on the automotive market."

Sales representatives "will be wearing burqas all weekend long," the ad says. One of the vehicles on sale "can comfortably seat up to 12 jihadists in the back."

"Our prices are lower than the evildoers’ every day. Just ask the pope! " the ad says. "Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies."

I love it! I want a copy of the ad so I can host it here!

Calling the commercial aggressive, Masterson said, "This is one where we feel we’re taking a bull’s-eye on terrorists. After all the nonsense that the terrorists put the public through, they’re fair game."

Visit Dennis Mitsubishi on Morse Road in Columbus, Ohio! The savings are this big!
Dennis Mitsubishi rocks!