Big Changes at the New York Times

The Scratching Post has just learned that in order to stop their current death spiral, there are major changes in the works at the New York Times. All current staff members will soon be deported to their adopted home country, Iran. They will be replaced by a workforce composed entirely of illegal aliens.

After all, there are some jobs that Americans just won't do.

Reporting the news without first trying to figure out how it can be slanted to attack the United States seems to be one of them.

As an added note, once in Iran, the New York Times staff will investigate possible infringements on citizens' civil liberties in that country. Iran's government has pledged complete cooperation. Like this.

Iranian officials help a New York Times reporter get a, err, um, better view of the situation.
Explanation here.