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Friday, April 14, 2006

The Apocatlypse Is Nigh!

Judgment Day is coming! The Apocatlypse will soon be upon is as Evil Glenn ushers in the time of the Twelfth Imameow! The final sign has come.

Instapundit linked to The Scratching Post!

Muuuuhahahahaha! Abandon all hope, ye who enter the tuna mines! While the faithful play with catnip mice and pull them to shreds, sinners will toil day and night opening those tiny cans of Fancy Feast and pouring them into crystal goblets!

Some of the favored few have secured themselves a place in sunbeams through loyal service. Click on the logo for the original Feline Theocracy post.


Others shall face the Harvester of Souls in his most dreaded form: the warm, golden, furry hamster!


Wail and grind your teeth in the darkness! Or better yet, get some candles and one of those mouthpieces which protect your teeth from nighttime grinding! In any case, things look dark for those who have not yet linked to The Scratching Post!

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