The Catican Compound recently experienced a profound tragedy. We're still in shock, trying to make sense of it.
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| Our overflow reservoir of bacon grease ran dry. |
The most optimistic of us see this as an opportunity. It's a chance to grow as we pull ourselves out of despair and sorrow.
We will overcome our difficulties by making more bacon until we have two full containers of delicious grease.
I hope that our story of courage and determination will inspire some young person out there to make an effort to rise above whatever troubles them today.
Yes. This is clearly a sign that you have been failing to eat sufficient bacon. I am sure the dogs agree, and would like some very much, please.
ReplyDeleteI've been looking for bacon ice cream for ages, I'm sure it must exist somewhere.
ReplyDeleteAlso I would imagine that deep fried in batter bacon is a thing.
ReplyDeleteThere is of course deep fried in batter ice cream. I must try that one day, apparently the batter insulates the ice cream from the heat long enough to cook without melting the ice cream. Sheer genius.
ReplyDeleteYuummmm... Bacon!
ReplyDeleteBacon, Lettuce, & Tomato on Toasted Rye, with Mayo & Peanut Butter. The food of the Gods!
I love fried foods, but ligneus is taking this to a whole new level.
ReplyDeleteOhioan - peanut butter on a BLT? Madness!
KT - Do not forget the 11th Commandment:
ReplyDeleteThou shalt not knock it, if thou hast not tried it.
Seriously, sounds goofy. Tastes great. I know of no one who as tried it that does always eat their BLT’s that way.