When Pork Chops Attack

... it's best to throw some stuffing in their mouths to prevent escalation. Pork chops can administer a painful bite, you know.

In this case, I just happened to have some stuffing handy, made from onions, apples, ground pork and Gorgonzola cheese. To further entice the chop, I added sage, thyme and oregano.

Fortunately, I was able to react in time to the crisis and no one was harmed.

Pork chop attacks are one of the most dangerous things about cooking. While not as vicious as a fully-enraged rib roast, the fact that chops are so unpredictable means you need to be especially watchful around them.