San Diego May Not Be Big On Jesus

 ... but, by Jove, we're all over Social Justice.

And by San Diego, I mean the Diocese of San Diego.

This morning, I wrote a PHP script to scrape diocesan websites from across the country and count the instances of the words Jesus, justice, racism, porn, freedom and transgender. It does a recursive search based on the URLs in a-href tags. I don't claim it's perfect, but it seemed to do a good job of crawling the sites.

From this scraper, I discovered that San Diego has the fewest mentions of Jesus, including the words Lord and Christ, per page, but has a positively staggering number of mentions of justice. Here are the relevant tables.

Jesus

	Jesus	Jesus / Page
San Diego	97	0.57
Boston	75	0.68
Biloxi	123	0.94
Chicago	165	0.95
Washington, DC	268	1.18
Cheyenne	119	1.25
Jackson, MS	240	1.42
Portland	333	1.52
Nashville	248	1.54
Mobile	336	1.62
Los Angeles	250	1.82
Baltimore	625	1.84
Bridgeport, CT	543	3.00
NYC	841	3.01
Oklahoma City	4096	4.79
Richmond	1077	10.07

Justice

	Justice	Justice / Page
San Diego	1,390	8.13
Bridgeport, CT	594	3.28
Richmond	303	2.83
Los Angeles	176	1.28
Chicago	91	0.53
Baltimore	146	0.43
Washington, DC	53	0.23
Boston	22	0.20
NYC	43	0.15
Jackson, MS	20	0.12
Cheyenne	9	0.09
Portland	14	0.06
Nashville	8	0.05
Oklahoma City	40	0.05
Mobile	8	0.04
Biloxi	2	0.02

I'm sorry, but 1,390 mentions of "justice" is simply insane for a diocesan website. I think the laity need to stage an intervention. 

"Really, Bishop, this is for your own good."

"I...I just can't accept this. Your intervention team isn't diverse enough!"