The 17-90 Rule And The Mueller Report

When it comes to Russian oligarchs, they like caviar, vodka and 17-year-old girls in bikinis on 90-foot yachts. They're not so big on 90-year-old girls on 17-foot yachts. That's the 17-90 Rule. When Donald Trump got elected, the oligarchs knew they were going to take a beating as they make all their money from oil. The 17-90 Rule was getting flipped on them.

We could have avoided the last two years of mania by remembering the 17-90 Rule. All the Mueller Report did was validate it. Of course, we would have missed all the hysteria and foaming at the mouth by the media and the progressives, so maybe it wasn't such a waste of time after all.

Sorry, oligarchs, but 17-year-old Svetlana is hanging out with someone else now. Here's your new arm candy.