Kamala Harris Will Lead The Shortest-Lived Socialist Nation In History

Socialist nations always end in bankruptcy.

Kamala Harris, who I'd pick as the frontrunner nominee for the Nazis-Without-Ambition Party, wants to make the US socialist. If she wins, she'll have less of a honeymoon than the Venezuelans did and end up in the same place - with citizens eating zoo animals to survive.

There's not a lot of room to run, guys.
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We've been creeping towards socialism for decades now, under both parties. Unfortunately for Kamala and crew, that means we've got a huge head start towards total currency debasement.

Have fun storming the barricades, kiddies. Even if you win, you won't enjoy it for long.