Boy, That Trump Fella Sure Is Destroying Civility, Isn't He?

Donald Trump is a swine. Of that we can be sure. If there's a way to be rude, callous, boorish and insensitive, he'll find it faster than a French pig can find truffles.

However, during his tenure in the presidency, which is no doubt soiled beyond repair because of him, I've seen the, err, loyal opposition completely lose their minds. They dress up as sex organs in public, attack people in restaurants, choose the weirdest possible cosplay characters for their SCOTUS nomination protests, pull down statues in fits of rage, get dragged, screaming, out of hearings, call for murder and uprisings and howl down speakers on campus.

Hmm. Come to think of it, I don't think we really needed Trump's help wiping out civility. I'm guessing we were pretty much there already. After all, it's hard to believe that three years ago we were playing out Father Knows Best in our personal lives and then transformed into Abbie Hoffmans overnight upon Trump's election.

Thanks for all your hard work, amigo, but you can take a rest now. We've got it from here.