Helen Kane Explains The Sexes

I'm back on a Helen Kane kick. She came up while I was listening to my George Formby Pandora station, one thing led to another and here I am. Boop boop be doop.

Where was I? Oh, right. With all this #MeToo stuff going on, Helen provides a counter point worth noting.

A man showed me a lavaliere
He says "It's yours if you kiss me, dear,"
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

I kissed him once, and he asked for more
Next week he's bringing the jewelry store;
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

No, Helen. As far as I can see, there's nothing wrong with that at all. :-)