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Thursday, August 03, 2017

Yes. Yes It Is.

This is God's country. And He can keep it.
Greetings from the mouth of a furnace. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go outside and desiccate.

6 comments:

  1. I got curious and looked at the climate for Inyokern. Looks like August is very hot and very dry and an excellent time to not be there. What did you do to deserve this?

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  2. "Inyokern" is an old Native American word for "Only the stupid try to live here".

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  3. Tim - Oddly enough, it's all the fault of Ohioan. He got us started down the road to Total World Domination. This trip represented the 85% mark of our conquest of the Known World.

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  4. I do not take responsibility. You, your most excellent minions, and the quality of your efforts have to bear most of the responsibility.

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  5. KT: Actually, that would probably work. If you start by conquering the nastiest parts of the planet where nobody much lives (starting with the open ocean, and the approximately half of the land area that is functionally unpopulated), you could probably acquire close to 85% of the earth before anybody much noticed!

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