Frankly, I'm Disoriented

I have no idea what planet I'm on any more.

Welcome to Zarbulon-5.

In case you missed it, ESPN has removed Robert Lee, a sports announcer of Asian descent, from broadcasting the University of Virginia game because of his name.

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I've walked back to the place were I landed my rocketship, but it's gone. Sabotage or theft, I am now stranded on this alien world with it's mentally ill natives and insane customs. I fear I shall spend the rest of my life in a futile search for a means of returning to Earth.