A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “Five beers please!”
You're welcome.
Bonus joke:
A Buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid. “Where’s my change?” the monk asks.
The vendor replies, “Change comes from within.”
Ouch. Go back to throwing your oatmeal and having a tantrum ;-)
ReplyDeleteHis friend walks in and orders a martinus.
ReplyDeleteThe bartender says, "don't you mean martini?"
"No," he replies, "I only want one."
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