Married, Middle Class People Are Racists

... and here's the proof.

1. Extremist teabaggers are racist.
2. Ken Cuccinelli is an extremist teabagger
3. Married people voted for Ken Cuccinelli 

   

   Extremist teabaggers in red, fact-based people in blue

4. Middle class people voted for Ken Cuccinelli 

   

   Bigoted rednecks in red, open-minded people in blue

5. Ergo, married, middle class people are racists.

It's a good thing we're working so hard to destroy traditional marriage. When you think about it, this makes the gay marriage thing a double win for civil rights!

H/T: Mollie Hemingway