We're Still Doomed Unless You Give Us Total Control Of Your Lives

Global Warming Climate Change has slowed down.

Scientists say the recent downturn in the rate of global warming will lead to lower temperature rises in the short-term.

Since 1998, there has been an unexplained "standstill" in the heating of the Earth's atmosphere.

Writing in Nature Geoscience, the researchers say this will reduce predicted warming in the coming decades.

However, we're still doomed.

But long-term, the expected temperature rises will not alter significantly...

Is there any succour in these findings for climate sceptics who say the slowdown over the past 14 years means the global warming is not real?

"None. No comfort whatsoever," he said.

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